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| Aimee | 26 | Scottish |

[jamie-goblin-child]

[targetedknowledge]

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[yellow-cat]

OF COURSE this post is a joke. you have to be scared at night too

[sexybritishllama]

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

[the-conquest-of-shred]

me: I wish I could let someone at this castle know I've arrived

the humble door knocker:

[the-conquest-of-shred]

I've been walking around the house calling him the humble door knocker for weeks but haven't been able to get a picture of him because he gets too excited when we give him rawhide rings

[brittanyleanne32194]

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[das-a-kirby-blog]

ragebaiting my fat orb

[rhube]

A wild ride:

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(I'm sorry, I don't have the spoons to alt-text all that, but if anyone wants to add in a reblog, have at.)

[reverbraven]

[talvin-muircastle]

Errant bus driver takes passengers for unwanted ride to Vienna Metro station | FFXnow

A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to

[familiaralien]

I feel like adding a little addition here because the OP got the funniest possible e-mail after this

[ayeforscotland]

ICE now tackling press.

Source.

[ayeforscotland]

Nice block list in the replies. Don’t engage, talking to nazis is a waste of brain power.

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[calellon]

[roxydemi]

It’s a baps oot look

[randomitemdrop]

Item: wee ornament of an olden style wifey wi her baps oot

[tinagodiva]

The Writers' Museum, Edinburgh Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[samwwise]

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]