valcon

I'm here to waste time on the internet.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many memories I’m in.

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[loonyloomy]

One thing I like about Pixar films is how the happy ending isn’t always what you think it’ll be. The toys don’t go with Andy to college, Gusteau’s restaurant gets closed down, Mike and Sully get kicked out of university, Carl never gets Ellie to Paradise Falls. But they find out that what they wanted isn’t necessarily what they needed, and I really like the fact that kids get to learn that life doesn’t always turn out the way they dreamed and that’s okay.

[just-shower-thoughts]

This is certainly the worst time in history to not be photogenic.

[hustleinatrap]

[in-todd-we-trust]

[bbigmood]

highkey want a boy who’s taller than me and has messy hair and nice eyebrows and is strong enough to lift me and carry me when I’m tired and is intelligent and can carry smart conversations and calls me beautiful and treats me right in front of his friends

[lovelysuggestion]

you’re more important than you realize

[tyrelpinnegar]

My favorite genre:

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

[itsvalcon]

Shrek.

[shiptheship]

FUCKING SIR POMPOUS AND THE FANCY PANTS *CLUB* BAND

[itsvalcon]

and you doubted me

[tyrelpinnegar]

My favorite genre:

Innocent enough to be marketed toward children, but dark enough to raise eyebrows over the fact that it’s marketed to children.

[itsvalcon]

Shrek.

[itsvalcon]

my spotify playlist has songs by various artists

[just-shower-thoughts]

Kids care more about grades than the actual education

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[proudly-pro-choice]

Please bring them to the ER. As someone who has attempted suicide by OD more than once, I was incredibly thankful of those who brought me to the ER or called 911. Yes, I was later institutionalised, but do not be afraid to bring someone to the ER because they might be angry with the fact they’ll be institutionalised or that you saved them. -Allie

[iwfuckup-deactivated20220916]

Footnote - if you don’t wanna take them to hospital because the drugs they took are illegal and you’re worried you’ll get arrested - that won’t happen. You only get arrested for possession…

[proudly-pro-choice]

The majority of the time they do not care. My sister is an ER nurse and she says that for the most part they do not report those that take illegal drugs. They will treat you and strongly suggest that you seek treatment.

-Allie

[obeyev1l]

Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s knowing your worth and enforcing it.

[sixpenceee]

A New App That Lets Users’ Friends ‘Virtually Walk Them Home At Night’ Is Exploding In Popularity

Tens of thousands of people around the world are now using a free personal-safety mobile app that allows friends to virtually walk you home at night.

The Companion app, created by five students from the University of Michigan, enables users to request a friend or family member to keep them company virtually and track their journey home via GPS on an online map.

Although they can do so, the friend or family member does not need to have installed the Companion app. The user can send out several requests to different phone contacts in case people are not available to be a companion or not with their phones at the time.

Those contacted then receive an SMS text message with a hyperlink in it that sends them to a web page with an interactive map showing the user walking to their destination. If the user strays off their path, falls, is pushed, starts running, or has their headphones yanked out of their phone, the app detects these changes in movement and asks the user if they’re OK.

If the user is fine, they press a button on the app to confirm within 15 seconds. If they do not press the button, or a real emergency is occurring, the Companion app transforms the user’s phone into a personal alarm system that projects loud noises to scare criminals from the scene, and gives you the option to instantly call the police.

(Source)

[funnygurl1979]

Boost this

[confusedrower]

I immediately downloaded this. This is the smartest thing ever

[itsvalcon]

THROWBACK TO WHEN I ALMOST HIT MY FRIEND IN THE FACE WITH A RULER

SO WE WERE IN SCIENCE AND WE HAVE THESE SUPPLY BASKETS AND I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE RULER THAT WAS IN OURS AND IT ALMOST WHACKED HIM IN THE FACE AND I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER LIKE I COULD NOT BREATHE AND THERE WERE TEARS AND I JUST LAUGHED FOR AT LEAST TWO STRAIGHT MINUTES

THE TEACHER STOPPED CLASS TO ASK ME IF I WAS OKAY AND TO SAY THAT I COULD GET A DRINK AND WHEN SOME KID ASKED WHAT HAPPENED SHE SAID NOTHING AND THAT I WAS JUST INSANE

[itsvalcon]

PE is my second class

Me:What time is it?

PE teacher:It's time for lunch! *leaves locker room*

Me:What?

PE teacher:*comes back* Did you hear me? I said "It's time for lunch!"

Me:Oh, okay! I'm cool with that, just lemme go grab my lunch bag

PE teacher: Not really. It's from Bubble Guppies.