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call me! consider this an inactive blog— ignore the fact that i post regularly, all the time

[iamwizzzzz]

[inthesensethat]

[electronicmail]

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

[disgruntledexplainer]

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cardsharksplayingames]

Inspired by a debate in the office lunchroom

If you had to give up one of these carbs, which one is getting the boot?

Rice

Pasta

Bread

Potatoes

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[stonerparty]

bambashkart

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed therapist.

[sheeparebees-deactivated2025120]

I can’t believe they let 12 year olds be therapists

[dontblamethewitches]

look at this photo i took of my cat its really important

[cadathecat]

these need to be together

[alicexz]

You know how Degas did studies of ballerinas? This is… kind of like that!

(On Twitter / Instagram ayyyyy)

[kindahoping4forever]

Calum @ The 5SOS Show Tour LA - 14 September 2023

[fictionadventurer]

“I remember Christian teachers telling me long ago that I must hate a bad man's actions but not hate the bad man: or, as they would say, hate the sin but not the sinner. ...I used to think this a silly, straw-splitting distinction: how could you hate what a man did and not hate the man? But years later it occurred to me that there was one man to whom I had been doing this all my life -- namely myself. However much I might dislike my own cowardice or conceit or greed, I went on loving myself. There had never been the slightest difficulty about it. In fact the very reason why I hated the things was that I loved the man. Just because I loved myself, I was sorry to find that I was the sort of man who did those things.”

― C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

[90s-2000s-barbie]

My Scene Website Layout (2002 - 2008)

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

Always join long lines. Worst time i ever did that it turned out to be an atm for a bank i didn't have an account at. But the keypad felt exquisite.

[turing-tested]

being convinced your keys are in your backpack because when you shake it you can hear them but upon closer inspection it's just a really small foley artist imitating your keys with a piece of glass and a crumb