Killing Convention

[mysharona1987]

[madamelesfressange]

            The Great American Song Book (American Theaters Series 1)

1. Paramount Theater, Seattle Washington

2. Kings Theater. Brooklyn

3. Fox Theater, Detroit

4. Fox Theater, Tuczon

5. Ohio Theater, Columbus

6. KeyBank State Theatre, Cleveland

7. Shea’s Theater, Buffalo

[thatsthat24]

When One Finds Another… 🤝 (W/ @originalshortdude & @dahlialiketheflower)

[fjolltroll-deactivated20130616]

[animenigga-deactivated20131029]

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

[raconteuze]

im crying a lil bit

[pokemoncards]

I need this in my tumblr forever.

[girlfriender]

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

[helllosweetie-deactivated201511]

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

[pei-zhu1210-deactivated20170524]

who names their kid bacon

[ameliacgormley]

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

[thahalfrican]

[irlbastard-remade-deactivated20]

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

[new-age-conservative-deactivate]

I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense…

[chocolatedeathwarrior-deactivat]

There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love.

[belovedbane]

Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.

[lxzyfangirl]

we are such a sad generation. the dream is a modest and decent life.

[lithicc]

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

[howmanymoredays-deactivated2013]

Thank you.

[myvaginaisanuclearreactor-deact]

I will always re-blog this

[skywritingg]

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

[mexica-boricua-deactivated20180]

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

[thewellofastarael]

[manynamedshe]

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

[nyokoko]

Teach the children.

[fifty-shadesofgay]

also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.

IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity card– there weren’t any women out on the range, so they had to “resort to men.” this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboys’ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.

no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.

[scandinavianindian]

Im here for the gay POC cowboys

[malelavellan]

oh my christ

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[kweendestiny]

[stoicdaydreamer]

THIS HAD ME SO HYPE IN KINDERGARTEN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[itsteesmallzhoe]

oh goodness , nostalgia 😰

[yeezussaves32]

Nostalgia just hit me so hard

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[whattheforkdude]

so i saw @welcometofalsettos do this a few weeks back and wanted to make my own

[indecent-obsessions]

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[laysiaprincess]

“The staff count as people” has me dead

[ruinedchildhood]

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

[sitcomedies]