DM: So, you two open this chest- wait, whoâs opening the chest?
Bard OOC:Â Oh, both of us, me and Ghiger (Ratfolk Ranger)
DM: Okay, so, this little⊠Thing, scurries out and climbs on Ghiger and just settles on their shoulder. Roll Nature *rolls 18* Itâs a little, baby treant
Me OOC: Oh my god, a little tree sapling?! On our Ratfolk?! ITâS FUCKING GROOT AND ROCKET
DM:Â Oh god dammit!










