Match made in heaven lol
These faces kill me like the concern on jack's face and the way that Ngozi managed to somehow capture the look on people's face before they pass out is so funny

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Match made in heaven lol
These faces kill me like the concern on jack's face and the way that Ngozi managed to somehow capture the look on people's face before they pass out is so funny
@ all my mutuals
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Me to all you guys
(Zimbits, AU, 3.7K, click “read more” for the whole fic.)
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“Thanks. You can put it on the counter in the kitchen.”
That had been Jack’s first mistake.
It wasn’t so much the words he said, but rather the fact that he’d said them in French.
However, to Jack’s credit, he had been in the middle of revising a chapter when he’d heard the knock on his door, and the fact that he hadn’t had any caffeine yet due to the broken coffee maker had thrown off his entire morning.
He had been expecting Georgia, the lady he rented the cabin from, to be standing on his door step. However, instead of the landlord, he got a blond guy with wide, brown eyes staring back at him.
There was a sort of gurgle of surprise and a nervous giggle from the other guy for a moment before he blurted, “Hi, I’m your new housekeeper!”
Jack raised an eyebrow, but didn’t say anything in his confusion. Francine, Georgia’s wife, usually stopped by once every couple of days to tidy up the place, but neither of the two ladies had mentioned anything about a new hire.
Jack must have been lost in thought for a moment too long because the other guy took this as a sign that Jack didn’t speak English. “Uh, you know, cleaning?” He mimed a sweeping action and then pointed at Jack. “Ummm, je… travaille pour Georgia?” he said in a truly horrendous accent.
Jack gave an impatient nod of his head.
“Je m’appelle Eric or you can call me Bitty. Actually, je m’appelle Bitty,” he said proudly with his hand out.
There was something about the other guy’s candidness that made Jack pause, or maybe he had been trapped in a cabin for too long, but he reached out and took the handshake.
“It’s nice to meet you,” Jack replied in French.
And that had been his second mistake.
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AU where Nursey and Dex are doing a tediously puzzle together and midway, Nursey asks “what do you think it’s going to look like?” and Dex is appalled like “NURSEY ITS ON THE FUCKING BOX” (im loosely quoting winston from new girl)
I do enjoy both interpretations here, which are 1) nursey actually just freestyling every puzzle he’s ever done 2) nursey knowing the exact ideal way to fuck with dex
I always forget how funny it is when Annie as hallie says you're going to adopt Meredith when nick is like she's going to be part of the family now
So there's this podcast called films to be buried with and one of the questions is a film you rewatched that doesn't live up to how you viewed it when you were a teen or kid or first watched it and sometimes it will be bc the film isn't that good and you just don't enjoy it and sometimes the guest will be like knowing now the like crimes of the producer they don't like it anymore (lots of woody Allen films mentioned) and basically my point is that the parent trap is NOT one of those films
How to make Ireland embrace ice hockey as new national sport
can you come up with a mascot that ireland will go crazy for? would that work?
Gritty but he's 🍀 G r e e n 🍀
nailed it
im curious rb and put in tags what sport do you guys think is the gay sport
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Shitty is the same but he’s also now the guy who has a guitar with him at all times in spite of not being able to play the guitar
Shitty, during an on-ice huddle: anyway here’s Wonderwall
shitty, strumming a very off-key chord while skating backwards: this in no way impacts my ability to play hockey
*comical off-key notes play as he crashes over the boards*
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Shitty is the same but he’s also now the guy who has a guitar with him at all times in spite of not being able to play the guitar
Shitty, during an on-ice huddle: anyway here’s Wonderwall
shitty, strumming a very off-key chord while skating backwards: this in no way impacts my ability to play hockey
Have you ever wanted to read a fic where William Poindexter (age 31) finds his niece's Kindergarten Teacher (some guy named Dr Nurse) on TikTok, continues to follow him on all social media and proceeds to falls in love with him, only to be tricked into a blind date with the very same Dr. Nurse, who apparently played college hockey with Will's coworker? No, you've never wanted to read that very specific fic before?
Would you read it anyway?
shitty is a crocs enthusiast
also, kent parson owns five pairs of heelys
i betcha that jack unironically wears birks
Friendship Week Day 1: First Impressions, Jack & Chowder
When Chris meets Jack Zimmermann, the first thing he thinks is, I thought he’d be taller.
It’s not like Jack Zimmermann is small, or anything—he’s a perfectly reasonable height for a hockey player! And everyone on the team looks tall next to Bitty or Lardo. But Nursey and Dex are both taller than Jack, which is just weird.
The second thing Chris thinks is, I don’t want to piss him off.
He’s pretty sure the other frogs feel the same way. Everyone else on the team jokes around with Jack, and Holster seems to actively try to annoy him, but Jack has a lot of… grit, or something. Something Chris does not want to see turned his way, at least not before he has a chance to suitably impress Jack with his hockey skills. Or hockey competence. Hockey decency? Anyway. Chris is going to try to not be annoying until he’s sure that Jack likes him. He’s not really sure how he’s going to determine that, but he’ll figure something out.
Their very first full-team meeting wraps up, and Coach Hall and Coach Murray go back into their office, and the other guys all charge out into the hallway talking about team lunch, and Chris is following them when Jack catches up to him and says, “Hey. Chowder, right?”
Chris nods slowly. “Yeah.” Then he worries that sounds unenthusiastic and rushes to add, “I’m still getting used to the nickname! But I’m sure it’ll only take a couple days.”
Jack shrugs. “I wouldn’t know. But I just wanted to let you know, I saw the tapes you sent in with your application, and they’re really good. We’ll be figuring out line-ups for a while, but you definitely have a shot at starting goalie.”
“Are you serious?” In the letter he’d gotten from John Johnson, the starting goalie who had graduated last spring, Johnson had said something like that, but the whole letter had been so weird that it had kind of slipped off of Chris’s radar. He’d been more concerned about all the references to narrative structure.
“I am.” Jack’s mouth pulls into a hint of a smile. “It’s nerve-wracking to join a new team, eh? It might take you some time to get your feet under you at practices because of that. So I just thought I’d let you know that you don’t have to worry too much if you make mistakes as you’re starting out. You already made the team, and you’re good.”
“Wow.” Chris grins—he can’t help himself. “Thanks, Jack!”
Jack nods. “Anytime, Chowder.” Ransom yells something about bacon at him from up ahead, and he jogs to catch up, which leaves Chris at the back of the group.
But he doesn’t mind. He’s got a good feeling about Samwell, and his first year, and this team. Being Chowder.
hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji
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SCREAMING
Thats a GRAPE JUICE BOXBDBDBDND
OH SHIT.
God I wish I could have some apple juice :(
what the shit is this????? boiled egg????? boiled egg juice???
its orange juice clearly
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Is appl
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Juicebox tower of Babel
absolutely LOVING how many of the notes are
“lol actually it’s x juice, see look” and then they post the same emoji that will inevitably look different to anyone on a different platform
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