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TONY ASBESTOS; they/them. 😖 ancient ♻️ village idiot blogging from 78.9014° N, 13.4839° E 🍎 my posts have never been so unpopular!!! nobody talk to me. this doesn't apply to my mutuals who are more than welcome to talk to me (please). i will say stupid shit in the tags when reblogging your posts if you want to get rid of me then block me or get out there and kill me fast. i have watched both breaking bad and better call saul. i am aware of everything and i know nothing. this is a bullshit blog expect no coherent thoughts from me. i reblog (almost) everything i see. currently considering a nicotine addiction and contemplating my recent decisions. i do not have autism.

[iuliusceza]

an ongoing list of the days of the week as encountered on tumblr

MONDAYS

me gongaga monday

milf monday

manic monday

lobster seafood talking heads monday

de niro's pussy poppin platforms monday

marx beam monday

mob monday

Sexy Magnusson gilf monday

meatley monday

me gusta monday

Mashu Monday

my god theyre using tools monday

machine girl monday

american psycho bone meat monday

gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker monday

Mars For The Rich Monday

loving fat women monday!!!!

#exploding money monday

MEDIC MONDAY

Motivational Mike Monday

Fish stapler Monday

◆Galeida Monday™◆

manwhore monday

simply dont monday

TUESDAYS

keanu tuesday

two beds tuesday

toucan tuesday

dick twist tuesday

wigglin tuesday

taco tuesday

tommy tuesday

Tybalt Tuesday

man tits tuesday

loving fat women tuesday!!!!!

what do tuesday's tuesday

COLORLESS, ODORLESS, TOXIC GAS TUESDAY

wednesday is tomorrow innit tuesday

Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday

end of my rope tuesday

Tuesday: so Skyrim.

karateka tuesday

CHICKEN CHTUESDAY

THIS THING TUESDAY

what do tuesday's tuesday

TRAJAN TITS TUESDAY

WEDNESDAYS

violence wednesday

white boy wednesday

copper II sulfate ass wednesday

wiggly wednesday

wide hitman walking wednesday

around the world wednesday

walk like a woodcock wednesday

gay wizard wednesday

hole wednesday

wizard wednesday

wildlife wednesday

mickey it’s riku they put bugs in him wednesday

white woman wednesday

willem wednesday

mark s. white guy dance wednesday

Whip Your Tits Out Wednesday

Wheatley Crab Wednesday

wet beast wednesday

loving fat women wednesday!!!!!!

testosterone wednesday

white boy hakken wednesday

fly for a white guy Wednesday

wednesday wednesday

jizz on the wall Wednesday

Capaldi Wednesday

heavy weapons wednesday

old man yaoi wednesday

white girl wednesday

werewolf Wednesday

WEBSPINNER WEDNESDAY

weird dice wednesday

Wasp-posting-wednesday

Werewolf Transgenderism Wednesday

wednesday the 12th

THURSDAYS

out of touch thursday

flat fuck thursday

knuckles toy thursday

boomer thursday

fuck it teru thursday

ouf of touch ghostbusters thursday

loving fat women thursday!!!!!!!!!

suck her silly thursday

Armor of Thorns Thursday

Thursday the 20th

dang boom boom thursday

BEAR SEDUCTION THURSDAY

Jack Twist Thursday

FRIDAYS

flatworm friday

pacman fever friday

yoda's fuck tractor friday

electric feel friday

fuck it will with a hat on friday

mads mikkelsen faggot friday

freeman friday

white boy friday

hosea fucks friday

man whore friday

franklin friday

elephant’s foot friday

talking heads kermit friday

Demon Core Friday

loving fat women friday!!!!!!!!!!!

FRING FRIDAY

gordon gay little cup friday

fast fact friday

IGGY FRIDAY

gag farming friday

flame on friday

fuck your mutual from behind friday

PHOEBE IN THE FOG FRIDAY

yaoi friday

Mindless self indulgence Bernie Friday

fat bear friday

furta iovis friday

"Last Night Was Thursday" Friday

FRIGATE FRIGGIN' Friday

fw me friday

fuck him on the senate floor friday

burger you can fuck friday

fat pussy friday

SATURDAYS

shitpost saturday

straandbeast saturday

pineapple sniper saturday

sea slug saturday

snarks with hats saturday

spoonbill saturday

serizawa saturday

radical saturday

belly saturday

salmon slammin saturday

HAVE SEX SATURDAY

gay ass hand on hip saturday

Santi Saturday

caturday

Saddæurdeighhh

SISKO HEY SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garrus Slut Turn Saturday

it sucks saturday

slapping him saturday

starling saturday

YAOI SATURDAY

stemma codicum catulli saturday

Hardware store saturday

SUNDAYS

catboy cave sunday

fingers in his ass sunday

suck my motherfucking dick sunday

superb owl sunday

columnar basalt sunday

sea slug sunday

ok ms.rona wrap it up hoe sunday

super-sized bitch sunday

SHADOW BASKETHBA sunday

enormous suit sunday

surprise colonoscopy sunday

stupid sphere sunday

Holding Him Sunday

dingo sunday

happy sniper sunday

Break Stuff Sunday

uhhhhh fuck it ah james sunderland gay ass hand on hip sunday

energy sword sunday

Happy Cycle Must End Sunday

Holding Him Superb Owl Sunday

g-man gay ass hand on hip sunday

sloppy sunday

user account control sunday

‘joe biden is a rabid dog he should be beaten to death with a stick’ sunday

SPIDERHUNTER SUNDAY

fingers in his lacunae sunday

smacking him sunday

MISC

wiggly weekend

too tired July

fin fin december

annoyed bored touch starved december

yaoi holyday

monk activity day

First Day of Women

international wemon’s day

4/20. SLUTWEED DAY.

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

All Horses’ Birthday (Southern Hemisphere only)

All Horses' Birthday (Northern Hemisphere only)

wereralph day

FAT FAGGOT FALL

jooster day

[la-merlaison]

Can you share some facts that you think are interesting and little known about Louis XIII? I would love to hear them, thank you so much for this blog <3

I know this is an old ask and I actually wanted to respond on the first day I saw it but then life's obstacles suddenly screwed things up for me again lol. I am really back though, just still recovering... The thing is as much as I'd love to come back with twenty five posts in a row, I'm also afraid that I'm the type of person who needs to come back gradually or else I won't be able to come back anywhere at all ahaha.

At first I wanted to make a list of facts that would be at least a little unusual for other already hyperfixated ppl like me to read, but then I realized that everything would seem "too average" so I kind of gave in and eventually decided to pick a few completely random ahh facts that just aren't nuanced enough for big posts (I'll leave them for a dessert~) and don't seem to get discussed often, so here we go!

I. Private concerts.

Surprisingly, the grandiose interest in ballet dancing wasn't always like that for a king, but all because it was part of his educational program! It's difficult to immediately express active interest in something if it's presented under the dull and ugly word "program", especially when you are a child. However, it did not include such things that he himself enthusiastically asked to be taught, that's just how much he liked them! Among those things, of course, was painting, but right now I really want to talk a little about music specifically. Louis was such a fierce fan of playing the lute from his earliest childhood that from such a strong love for the instrument, he nicknamed it "the King of instruments". It's not surprising that this beautiful stringed wonder was so popular at the court of Louis, but not everyone knows that the king also held cycles of private concerts dedicated to lute music. There he performed wonderfully himself, and also invited other musicians he respected and close friends-connoisseurs to these concerts.

II. Bass or baritone?

Although it's not stated anywhere directly, but in fact, voice was also one of his favorite instruments! Ever since he was very young, the king really liked to sing in the morning, before sleep and on many other occasions. At the age of three, he was already coming up with something of his own to the instrumental music of other songs, long before his completely authentic compositions were born! But have you ever wondered what the voice of someone from such a distant past might have sounded like? Of course, we don't have a concrete answer to this question, but there's still some food for thought! I had to stick my nose in a lot of places just to come to only one clear conclusion, namely this - Louis XIII is practically never mentioned anywhere as a tenor. What does it mean (in case you didn't know): in classical choral music, the voice types, from the lowest to the highest, have specific names. Tenor is the highest male voice, baritone is the middle voice, and bass is the lowest and rarest voice. If I'm not mistaken, there are some other subclassifications, but these three are considered the main ones for men... What am I getting at? Some say he was a bass, while others say he only sang the first bass part, which is the main catch. When choral parts are divided into first bass and second bass, it does not mean that the ones with the lowest voices sing in both! In fact, the first bass part is usually sung by baritones, who are comfortable hitting notes from approximately G2 to E4. In any case however, there's a chance that Louis had a fairly low voice, perhaps closer to baritone! But here we are already going a little beyond the clarity of facts, so let's move on.

III. The King and his little friends.

As some of us probably already know, Louis was an outstandingly skilled shooter, and his love of hunting which he inherited from Henry IV even inspired him to create an iconic ballet about hunting the blackbird (for which a fresh post is currently being prepared on a huge platter as a wip). In the sacred book of all fandom, you can already guess which one, an interesting incident was described on January 1608, from which we learn that our contradictory blorbo not only hunted birds, but also showed care for the feathered ones. Then the little Dauphin told his doctor, Jean Heroard, that he caught little birds during a snowfall and since then for some time they lived on the terrace of his room, where there was a fountain, closed in an aviary: «I have a company of little birds in my aviary, which I put there during the frost. There is an Ardennes chaffinch who is the captain; another chaffinch, the lieutenant, and another, the ensign. There is a lark who is the drummer, and a goldfinch who is the fifer. Every day I had a pot full of embers in there, and they came all around, two by two, warming themselves, and they sang. Then I added wine to the water they drank, and the drummer got drunk.» I hope that I'm not the only one who somehow sees penguins from Madagascar in this... well, ahem. Similar things were described later, although something tells me that those are more about birds of prey, which were then kept in aviaries for the hunt. In the diary of Heroard it says that the king raised his own birds and gave them what was called "meal" (or in French "la mangeaille"). He went alone into the forest and into the aviary, in such simple-looking clothes that one day in Saint-Germain, a miller chased him, mistaking him for a falconer and stubbornly insisting that he had stolen his hen, which gave the king as much of enjoyment as the argument that arose between them.

The last one is my favorite actually, because Louis seemed to be in no hurry to reveal his true status and it was nice for him to just feel like, even if only for a few moments, a simple falconer, and not the king of France, and there's just something so... human about this? Anyway, I apologize that it turned out so short! I just want to describe everything in more detail on almost all other topics, but then this post would be too endless for a simple ask ahaha. So, as a bonus, I can add a few more truly quick mini-facts without context: 1. He had a monkey for whom he designed and cut clothes; 2. He hated math, but loved history, music and art; 3. He tried to grow green peas on his own; 4. He was a dog person; 5. He loved water procedures and bathing.

There are also more serious or dark topics that I really want to cover, but at the same time I wanted to start my comeback with something lighthearted, so the next post will either be about dogs or ballet... No idea how to end this, so I guess stay tuned for the new updates :р Thank u sm for the ask, love y'all 💞

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

RIP Cardinal Richelieu, you would have loved gel eye masks for sleeping that had a gentle lavender scent

Would have done wonders for your headaches and sleep issues

[mirielsart]

The Day of the Dupes. The level of gaslighting that went on that day was legendary.

[iuliusceza]

CARDINAL RICHELIEU BEAUTIFUL ANNIVERSARY OF 440 YEARS!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISSING AND LOVING HIM HE IS THE BEST

[ganondoodle]

it is a start ÖuÖ

(deltarune)

[o-chitose]

memento mori

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 1650

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 1649

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 1640

[iuliusceza]

ideal summer outfit btw

[pigeonaday]

Hello.

[iuliusceza]

warhorse!!!!!!!!!! how come there is cardinal de richelieu's coat of arms in your game set in 1403????????????

[iuliusceza]

wayfaring knight kcd: *challenges me to a duel*

the ghost of cardinal richelieu whispering into my ear: "THAT'S ILLEGAL!!! KILL HIM!!!!!"

[catty7775]

ugh get out of my bed 🫩

[iuliusceza]

if i was receiving the holy communion from cardinal richelieu i would bite his fingers (out of love!!!!)

[jenniferfrombacktothefuture]

have you guys seen this