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why we love it.

janeeyreofmanderley

How to flirt Shakespeare Style:

write sonnets for your beloved

disguise as a teacher to be near to your beloved

elope with your love in a fairy wood

shame her in front of the wedding party

murder Duncan

kill your wife’s cousin on your wedding day

kill her husband and say you only did it cause she’s pretty

kill your wife

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rubyetc

adjustin’ expectation in line with ya nerves

evoketheforms

Rebecca Lindenberg | Interview in The Believer | March 27 2012

incorrect-harry-potter-quotes

Voldemort: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Harry: Yeah? So could any other human being.

Harry: So could a dog.

Harry: SO COULD A REALLY DEDICATED DUCK.

Harry: You’re not special.

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wordsnquotes

You are tired, (I think) Of the always puzzle of living and doing; And so am I.

E.E. Cummings, You are Tired (I Think)

shitmyreviewerssay

In addition, I would suggest either activating the spellchecker on Word, or keeping the cat from walking on your keyboard. I think one of your words was previously employed as a Thunder in “Finnegan’s Wake

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shredsandpatches

if there’s one thing that makes writing tests bearable

It’s composing sarcastic multiple choice questions like this:

5. Shakespeare’s theater was located in the same neighborhood as which other wholesome family entertainments?

a. A bear-baiting pit b. A brothel owned by a bishop c. A bull-baiting arena d. All of the above

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incorrectshakespeare

I can’t kill Claudius because he might be innocent. I can’t let Claudius go because he might be guilty. Can’t make a good soup, can’t do a handstand in a pool, can’t spell the world “lieutenant.” There are a lot of “can’ts” in my life right now.

Hamlet, the entire play (via incorrectshakespeare)