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[iuwonie]

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currently : manifesting user abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz to come back to his sugar baby luv 🤣🤣🙏🙏

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[iuwon]

･:*˚:✧ HIS FAVORITE KIND OF KISSES ✧:˚*:･

pairing : enhypen ‘02z line x reader

fluff. intimacy. established relationship. kissing (no explicit content).

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*ੈ✩ jay / / / his signature type of kiss are his kind of kisses that rush from your neck and trail along your jawline, with his lips gently hovering by your skin — leaving tingling sensations. he loves the way your eyes tell how you can’t resist him, or the small breaks of uncontrollable laughter he would hear from you. he’ll either have his arms wrapped around your waist, coming from behind you to lean over your neck — or wriggle his way to your side in bed to lay on your chest. you know he’s trying to grab your attention whenever it happens, especially if he’s trying to get you into forgiving him with his bribes and working your on weaknesses, his neck-to-jawline kisses, against you.

*ੈ✩ sunghoon / / / collarbone kisses. those are his favorites; the kind where you can feel his breath fanning your neck, and the kind where he comfortably rests his head against your chest. whether it’s an excuse to sneak a peak to whatever you’re up-to with your phone, or if it’s out of comfort while watching a drama series together — he’ll be distracting you by leaving trails of kisses on your collarbone along with muffled laughs. it’s definitely playful. it’s his dazed and lazy smitten-struck eyes that unconsciously stare at you; the corner of his lips twitching upwards in humor when you start laughing over a funny drama scene, or when he starts frowning when you start crying over a sad one.

*ੈ✩ jake / / / it’s hard for your boy to chose a favorite, he loves all the kinds of kisses — just with the fact alone that he gets to kiss you. he’s in love and content with anything you give him, but he loves it when you cup his cheeks on your palms. it gets him giddy. he kisses the most random side of your face, and he likes to see it as his own special spot. it’s the ones that makes you feel butterflies — it’s the ones that make you feel fuzzy all over. he doesn’t give much reason as to why he does it, and would just do it whenever he feels like it. it’s clinging onto you for no apparent reason, it’s greeting you after a long day of training or working, it’s cooing at you — it’s him loving you.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iuwonie]

i feel like throwing up so bad i hate stomach ulcers

[iuwon]

join our public discord server rn i command u with my seductive eyes and my seductive toes

[jaysunghoon]

SUNGHOON // ‘TAMED-DASHED’ 2022 SMA

[iuwonie]

[iuwonie]

@moondust-zia helped😋😋 

“MINE!!!!” (oppar!jungkook, vampire!jin, and hamster!jimin)

jungkook grabs you by the waist, your heart skips a beat."oppAR" you breathed. jungkook smolders, gazing his creamy brown eyes into yours, "i don't like being called oppar but .... when you say it, it makes my heart beat so fast. y/n ..." he gazes to the distance, "you make me live,"

you gasped, tears brimming your eyes. 

but then, jin bursts down the door, "STOP!!" he yelled, "Y/N, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY," he hesitates, "IM IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO!!!!!!" you gasped in horror at the sudden plot twist, "but jin-" you started, but he cuts you off, beginning to cry. "ever since you gave me that ham sandwich, i've always been in love with you." he choked, "you know i don't like mayo... and you took the mayo off ... please marry me!”

you cried at his heartwarming confession, "but jin.. jungkook ... i'm in love with jimin!"

they gasped, exuding jealousy all over, "JIMIN???!?!?! BUT HE'S A HAMSTER!!! I’M BETTER THAN HIM!!!!" 

hamster!jimin bursts in the room “SHE’S MINE!!!!” he flies in and karate chops jungkook, “I WAS BORN IN BUSAN FIRST.” he lets out a tarzan roar before he settles his gaze onto jin, “you’re next.”

jin let’s out a sinister laugh, “but i’m a vampire! i can never die”

everyone let’s out a collective gasp. jimin teleports away, “i’m sorry y/n!! i’ll come back for you!!!! i promise!!!”

and then jin knocked you over with his world wide shoulders while jungkook ran away from you bc you were a girl🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[jiminrings]

[jhoons-deactivated20250630]

just dorky park jongseong thingz 

[iuwon]

ACCIDENTALLY CONFESSING TO YOU BY TEXT

pairings : enhypen ot7 x female reader

warnings : another shitpost, crack content, cursing, enhypen are dumbasses😭 (not depicting their real personalities!), the following jokes are not made to offend any audiences

hello it has been 2 months and i am back with my bad humor🤩 i used a different app for sunoo’s part ik 😐 pspspsps thank u to user yeoforce for providing that chemistry equation🤣

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BATCH 1 TAGLIST : @junityy @lovelycharm05 @intokook @yeoforce @magicalstellar @gyuuss @jiscloudd @illiterateliz @bloom-bloom-pow @envirae @yourlocalhotgf @vampirinaa @changmin-wrlds @bluhr @taegicarus @jannine00742 @withyunho @markflrt @seungwaitamin @wccycc @baekhyunstruly @enhacolor @ferxanda @marknaeroni @odxrilove @hime98 @fairybinie @yangrden @icywhatim @yjwfav @maeumiluv @lix-freckle3 @j4kefilms @kittiesandsunshine @heelariously @luv4dream @heeseung-irog-ko @probably-rk @squiishymeow @wonderwretch @sk4tersoobin @sseastar @gimmethatcoffee @0x1lovebot @myluv-yeonjun @crystaellites @donghanies @blaqpinksthetic @99outros @ddeonubaby

CANNOT TAG : @jayuwu @fairybangtan @09sni-ki @robotsahi @ilandghosy @jaysfav

[iuwon]

PLAGIARISM NOTICE!

hello everyone!! i’d really like to get your attention for this post. 

as plagiarism has been growing sort of rampant nowadays, i’d like to bring the topic up again. it has come to my attention that a riki headcannon of mine has recently been directly plagiarized on an instagram account (@/enha.ff), while claiming to have made the content as their own. i’m not sure whether other enhablr creators works have been copied as well, but i’m all very aware of all the writers who had their works plagiarized in the past. 

i’d like to once again state that i do not allow ANY of my content to be copied on other platforms; i’m very sure that other writers feel the same about this too. please raise awareness about this issue and reblog this post. i have been trying to get in contact with the instagram user. 

i understand that instagram is a widely used app, with a lot more users compared to tumblr - but that does not give any clearance or does it justify the reason to plagiarize content from other writers. we work very hard for each of our works - we place the time and effort to do so, please do not simply steal it without our consent. 

it would be amazing to help me reach out to the user!! thank you for your attention :) (and thank you for the lovely enhablr user who notified me!!)

[tfw-adhd]

[ksjluvrbot]

no cause how did 15 million people miss a vlive💀

@ myself, lina and mika😭😭

i had to go through a lot to get this video

[iuwonie]

“JUSKOO TUMAE LANG AKO TAPOS NA HA???!!!!!!!” 

[userhobi]

yoongi be like: oh let me cook food for my members . oh i have to have my designated hang out time with jungkook. oh I need my "playtime" with jimin. Is that hobi? I have to stop reading and spend time with him. oh someone feels insecure about something? Let me validate them! *lounges around* is it time to flirt yet? *flirts*

[his-thursday-angel]

[secretmischief-deactivated20211]

But then you realize, once you’re fully invested, that it’s unfinished and they haven’t posted anything in 6 months:

[brokenhearted-beauty]

[iuwonie]

jake’s vlog is making me feel things