Intangible Nerd

Item Number : 30159 

[assistant-brown]

So... I heard that'll you get to live more than a month! Congrats on your promotion.

Ah-

Th-thank you..

[ivan-30159]

No problemlo friendo. I’m very glad that they kept you around. Who you working with now?

[ivan-30159]

Your oc sucks! It's just a blatant rip-off of someone elses. Cant you tell that no one likes you.

That’s very hurtful :c Can the anon who keeps sending these types of messages leave me alone, I think I get it after the fifth time....

[ivan-30159]

I drew you ^^ @ostromrpblog

[ivan-30159]

How did you understand you were anomalous ?

Well I guess I started to understand that I had anomalous properties at a young age. When I became frightened or angry I'd become intangible unwillingly and the researchers would fuss about it, that's when I started to realize what I was ...

[ivan-30159]

Ask me questions, I'll answer any that come in!

[ivan-30159]

I drew @d-classdisaster 's character, Cas.

[scp-dr-lester]

Hey! How's it going?

It’s been swell

~Dr. Lester

[ivan-30159]

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

[scp-dr-lester]

It’s a bar which 90% percent of the staff here go to to get wasted.

[ivan-30159]

What does it mean to get wasted? I’ve never heard that term before?

[scp-dr-lester]

It means “get so fucking drunk that you can’t remember anything and you’ve probably done something illegal holy shit don’t have another shot you’re going to die”

[ivan-30159]

Woah! *Ivan grins* That sounds like fun… I hope I get invited to do that someday …

[scp-dr-lester]

You could probably just show up whenever you want and no one would give a shit.

[ivan-30159]

Y...Yeah that’s true. *Ivan looks away and his smile fades a little* 

[scp-dr-lester]

Hey! How's it going?

It’s been swell

~Dr. Lester

[ivan-30159]

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

[scp-dr-lester]

It’s a bar which 90% percent of the staff here go to to get wasted.

[ivan-30159]

What does it mean to get wasted? I’ve never heard that term before?

[scp-dr-lester]

It means “get so fucking drunk that you can’t remember anything and you’ve probably done something illegal holy shit don’t have another shot you’re going to die”

[ivan-30159]

Woah! *Ivan grins* That sounds like fun... I hope I get invited to do that someday ...

[scp-dr-lester]

Hey! How's it going?

It’s been swell

~Dr. Lester

[ivan-30159]

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

[scp-dr-lester]

It’s a bar which 90% percent of the staff here go to to get wasted.

[ivan-30159]

What does it mean to get wasted? I’ve never heard that term before?

[scp-dr-lester]

Hey! How's it going?

It’s been swell

~Dr. Lester

[ivan-30159]

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

[ivan-30159]

Open to asks/ No need to be shy

It's so quiet today 😕 , I'll answer any asks submitted in the next two hours no matter what they are... No need to be shy; I'm actually very friendly and enjoy interacting with new rpers

[assistant-brown]

“This place looks like several natural disasters went through it.

… you aren’t wrong

[ivan-30159]

Unfortunately I’ve never read the actual files on 049 myself but I’ve seen some shit… This one time I was tasked with protecting a researcher inside 049′s containment cell while they were testing. The D-class was asked to shake 049′s hand and it was terrible. I don’t know exactly what happened but the D-class started to choke and spasm and he fell dead a couple minutes later…. we.. we stayed in there- Scp-049 cut the guy open like a fish and did some weird stuff and that D-class came back to life…. but he was practically a zombie.. 

[assistant-brown]

Don’t touch 049. Got it. Th-thanks, I … I don’t think I have any more questions.

[ivan-30159]

Well I'm glad I could full you in. I wouldn't worry too much, they don't usually transfer D-classes to other sites and 049 isn't contained here.

*Ivan offers a comforting smile*

How've the staff been treating you by the way?

[assistant-brown]

“This place looks like several natural disasters went through it.

… you aren’t wrong

[ivan-30159]

Yep, the classes go Keter, Euclid and Safe. Safe class scips are practically harmless and Euclid are neutral or unpredictable. Keter class are extremely dangerous; being assigned to work with a keter class is pretty much synonymous with a death sentence.

*Ivan looks around the room a few times and then towards the door anxiously.*

You can’t let anyone know what I’m about to tell you.. Y..you’d probably be terminated for knowing. 682 as you could probably guess is a keter class object and scp 173 is a Euclid. Is there anything else you want to know? I’ve been in containment for 19 years and I’ve been around so I know quite a lot…

[assistant-brown]

…So.. By that list- 999 is a safe-class object? ..Hmn. 

I’m alright with risking that. I don’t exactly have much to live for. If anyone asks, I won’t tell them you told me. 

I hear about certain SCPs in passing- sometimes from researchers who don’t talk quiet enough, or uh. The guard guys. Agents- The ones in the full body gear. But uh- Let’s.. See… Which one is.. The one that looks like a plague doctor? …And I hear about a comedy-tragedy mask, but only once. …I think it was a mask….

[ivan-30159]

Yeah, the mtf’s barely know how to keep classified information. The plague doctor is known as scp-049 and he’s an Euclid. I’m not too familiar with the second one you mentioned though, I’ve never worked with that one before. I’m pretty sure it’s a Keter class though.

[assistant-brown]

(Cas hums thoughtfully, glancing down at the floor.) Alright… thank you for this. I don’t think I have any other questions right now— Actually … what are 049’s … uh. Anomalous properties?? (He sounds unsure about what the term is, but he’s hoping he made some sort of sense.)

[ivan-30159]

Unfortunately I’ve never read the actual files on 049 myself but I’ve seen some shit... This one time I was tasked with protecting a researcher inside 049′s containment cell while they were testing. The D-class was asked to shake 049′s hand and it was terrible. I don’t know exactly what happened but the D-class started to choke and spasm and he fell dead a couple minutes later.... we.. we stayed in there- Scp-049 cut the guy open like a fish and did some weird stuff and that D-class came back to life.... but he was practically a zombie.. 

[dr-washington]

Hello there! I heard that you're one of the new researchers. 😮

I am! Cindy Washington-But, you may refer to me as Dr. Washington.And you are…? (She’s smiling pleasantly.)

[ivan-30159]

*Ivan smiles back*

It’s very nice to meet you Dr.Washington, I’m 30159. You can me Ivan if you prefer though.

[dr-washington]

Mm. Ivan, then. Numbers can be so harsh, can’t they? Very dehumanizing.

[ivan-30159]

That’s definitely true.. Even if I’m not completely human I still like to pretend sometimes.

*Ivan sighs*

It’s quite rare to meet a researcher who cares about how humanoids feel. Are they the type of anomalous object you typically work with?

[dr-washington]

(She nods, smiling) quite right you are, Ivan. I’m much more comfortable with the sentient objects… humanoid is preferred, but I can’t be picky.

[ivan-30159]

It’s fine. When you’ve been in containment for 19 years you’ve heard every term in the book…

*Ivan shrugs *

Does that mean you’ll most likely be working with me since I’m one of the sentient objects contained at this site?

[dr-washington]

Right again! …You won’t be too difficult to deal with, will you, love? I .. Am new.

[ivan-30159]

Ehh… I’ll try my best not to be difficult. It wouldn’t be fair for me to give you a hard time after all.

[dr-washington]

Wonderful! What a sweet one you are. 

[ivan-30159]

*Ivan blushes* Oh..uh thank you!

You are very sweet too.

[assistant-brown]

“This place looks like several natural disasters went through it.

… you aren’t wrong

[ivan-30159]

Yep, the classes go Keter, Euclid and Safe. Safe class scips are practically harmless and Euclid are neutral or unpredictable. Keter class are extremely dangerous; being assigned to work with a keter class is pretty much synonymous with a death sentence.

*Ivan looks around the room a few times and then towards the door anxiously.*

You can’t let anyone know what I’m about to tell you.. Y..you’d probably be terminated for knowing. 682 as you could probably guess is a keter class object and scp 173 is a Euclid. Is there anything else you want to know? I’ve been in containment for 19 years and I’ve been around so I know quite a lot…

[assistant-brown]

…So.. By that list- 999 is a safe-class object? ..Hmn. 

I’m alright with risking that. I don’t exactly have much to live for. If anyone asks, I won’t tell them you told me. 

I hear about certain SCPs in passing- sometimes from researchers who don’t talk quiet enough, or uh. The guard guys. Agents- The ones in the full body gear. But uh- Let’s.. See… Which one is.. The one that looks like a plague doctor? …And I hear about a comedy-tragedy mask, but only once. …I think it was a mask….

[ivan-30159]

Yeah, the mtf's barely know how to keep classified information. The plague doctor is known as scp-049 and he's an Euclid. I'm not too familiar with the second one you mentioned though, I've never worked with that one before. I'm pretty sure it's a Keter class though.

[dr-washington]

Hello there! I heard that you're one of the new researchers. 😮

I am! Cindy Washington-But, you may refer to me as Dr. Washington.And you are…? (She’s smiling pleasantly.)

[ivan-30159]

*Ivan smiles back*

It’s very nice to meet you Dr.Washington, I’m 30159. You can me Ivan if you prefer though.

[dr-washington]

Mm. Ivan, then. Numbers can be so harsh, can’t they? Very dehumanizing.

[ivan-30159]

That’s definitely true.. Even if I’m not completely human I still like to pretend sometimes.

*Ivan sighs*

It’s quite rare to meet a researcher who cares about how humanoids feel. Are they the type of anomalous object you typically work with?

[dr-washington]

(She nods, smiling) quite right you are, Ivan. I’m much more comfortable with the sentient objects… humanoid is preferred, but I can’t be picky.

[ivan-30159]

It’s fine. When you’ve been in containment for 19 years you’ve heard every term in the book…

*Ivan shrugs *

Does that mean you’ll most likely be working with me since I’m one of the sentient objects contained at this site?

[dr-washington]

Right again! …You won’t be too difficult to deal with, will you, love? I .. Am new.

[ivan-30159]

Ehh... I'll try my best not to be difficult. It wouldn't be fair for me to give you a hard time after all.

[assistant-brown]

“This place looks like several natural disasters went through it.

… you aren’t wrong

[assistant-brown]

Not yet, no… nothing serious at least. Just… small tasks. I mostly just… help Ostrom when they need it, but… that’s really it

[ivan-30159]

That’s how it’ll most likely be for a long time. I’ve got some good news for you, You probably won’t be assigned anything dangerous during your time at the Foundation. The staff likes D-class like you and generally keeps them around. Only the one’s that are uncooperative get stuck with Keter duty.

[assistant-brown]

Ah- Keter… 

That’s… The class of an object, right? I always hear ‘safe’ and ‘euclid,’ I think that’s the right word- Keter is the really dangerous stuff, right?

…I have a question that might be sort of silly, but ah. I can’t talk to Ostrom right now.. Do you know what class 173 is? .. And what class 682 is?

[ivan-30159]

Yep, the classes go Keter, Euclid and Safe. Safe class scips are practically harmless and Euclid are neutral or unpredictable. Keter class are extremely dangerous; being assigned to work with a keter class is pretty much synonymous with a death sentence.

*Ivan looks around the room a few times and then towards the door anxiously.*

You can't let anyone know what I'm about to tell you.. Y..you'd probably be terminated for knowing. 682 as you could probably guess is a keter class object and scp 173 is a Euclid. Is there anything else you want to know? I've been in containment for 19 years and I've been around so I know quite a lot...