A few of my favorite things

cheap cigarettes and bloodied up snitches, large barrels of liquor and big bootied bitches, belt fed machine guns lacking ID

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We are not wage slaves. Support/Demand #M4a

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A British teenager had a seizure while playing an online video game. His friend 5,000 miles away in Texas called UK police, saving his life.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-51063009

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it was a gamer girl who rescued him 

[sindri42]

Texas gamer girls are just that powerful.

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[afronerdism]

If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.

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Isn’t this how most people get haunted

[afronerdism]

I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.

[timeclonemike]

Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.

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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

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Excuse me WHAT THE FU—

[orion98]

The 90’s were weird

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@fresno-nightcrawler

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PSA

theropod

therapod

know the difference!

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Theropod Basic Extra Highback

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

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Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

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