[jimothyshalpert-deactivated2017]

#a masterpiece

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[yuuki-maknae]

Im not a plane expert but shouldn’t the pilot be…you know…flying the plane

[dustyhobo]

[xxziggystardust]

[robertdeniro]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[coffeecutsandcigarettes]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[wisdomthewise]

When you don’t think you have a chance so you friendzone yourself

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

this post emits a strong gay culture vibe

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

straight men’s only personality traits are saying “I have a really dark sense of humor” and showing you racist memes on their phone

[theshitneyspears]

14 year old me searching yahoo answers to find out if i’m gay:

[drearyhours]

2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band

2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band

[drearyhours]

the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke

[imanes]

men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer*

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[gayemoji-deactivated20150415]

horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[siriusc]

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

[marvelandshit]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If people were as nice to random strangers as they are to random dogs the world would be a much more friendly place

[doriangray-deactivated20200523]

i am laying under piles of moss. ive been there for centuries and i am part of foliage in the woodland now. i have been sleeping for so long. 

hozier, the resident woodland saytr, playing his pan pipes: get the fuck up