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My name's Frey and I made this blog in March 2020 before New Horizons came out to document my island Ivory Port. I've been playing AC ever since New Leaf came out and played a little bit of City Folk too.

My askbox is always open, so come and chat with me

My icon was made with this!

So here's my handy guide if you want to look for certain things:

#ivory port: my own posts

#ivory port vacation homes: my hhp creations

#echoes from nl: my new leaf town echo

current villagers

design masterlist

dream island tours

#not acnh #navigation #talking to the void

crossingdesigns

the circus collection ✿ by honeycomb__crossing on ig

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I would like to crowd fund some money for a 15ft Mecha rat that can be piloted by a well trained rat. Thank you.

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No donations yet and hey I get it. You need to see the concept art to know it's real. Being up front about it, this shit will cost a lot of money.

The hologlass cockpit will be made of Ratarium 416.

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Still no donations yet and I get it. The scale looks smaller than promised because there is nothing to compare it with. Here's a banana for scale.

schreibfederlaerm

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

perfectlychee

purrl's night in ˙⋆✮

umbragarbar

Frost in the mountain forest

pie-bean

Brother... no...

sylvanitchi

custom littlest pet shop of gayle from animal crossing 💕 with a little window showing her original color palette

doberbutts

I have a neighbor in her late 80s who I have lived next to for the past 4 years since I bought this house, that I have to re-introduce myself to every time she spots me outside. She remembers that I am her neighbor but cannot remember my name (unless she's talking to my partner, in which case she does remember my name but not his).

She has a truly ancient tiny dog whose pastimes include shitting on my driveway and picking fence fights with Fenris. Occasionally she will ask me to do his nails and he's actually wonderful for them so it takes like 3 minutes tops. She also will usually hand me whatever bill she has in her wallet for it- sometimes it's a 1, once it was a 50, usually it's like 5 bucks.

Now I have tried refusing her money and even gave the 50 back and wouldn't accept it. I then came home to the $50 bill taped to my back door the next day after work. So, you know, I'm kind of stuck accepting whatever she tries to give me because she WILL tape the money to my house somewhere otherwise.

(Once she gave one of her granddaughters a gift that required batteries and was distraught that it didn't come with any. Knocked on my door to ask if I had any. I haven't used my spare batteries in ages so I just gave her a whole pack. Refused to let her pay for them. Three days later a pack of batteries plus ten bucks was taped to my door. So this is not an uncommon occurance.)

Anyway this time she didn't have any money to pay because we're all fucking broke as shit on this block and she was really upset because his nails were starting to curl and once again I did them in like 3 minutes and when she apologized for not being able to pay me I just waved her off and told her not to worry about it.

I came home on Monday to my backyard being totally cleared of winter debris and the growing collection of winter dog shit as well as my fence repaired in two of the places that broke when the tree fell on it. I texted her adult son whose number I have and he confirmed he did it because he was happy that I helped his mom out with her dog. I tried to explain that it really does not take a lot to do the dog's nails but he similarly refused to hear it and said he'd be back in a few days to finish fixing the fence.

Idk why I thought he would be different from his mother. But I guess I get free fence repairs for the price of doing an old lady's dog's nails once every couple weeks to months.