Robot girl with a fat ass

They/She/It, 25, Nonbinary Genderpunk, Robot gender

[shencomix]

[lohboh]

whenever I'm having car trouble it's like I'm living with a huge ass weight around my neck and I'm operating at like 40% capacity cause of the stress

[lohboh]

someday I'll be free from the yoke of car ownership and I'll be much happier for it

[angelicguy]

hearing about a fridge with an ice machine in 1931: YOU MEAN ITLL CLUNK AND CLANK ALL DAY AND SCARE MY WIFE? YOURE GONNA FUCKING SCARE MY WIFE YOU EGGHEAD FUCK

[keithstack]

[jame7t]

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

[christianstepmoms]

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

[targetedknowledge]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

the first rule of omorashi is to have fun and pee yourself

[sagedecerulean]

Despicable! They know he’s 4x weak to ice!

[punkitt-is-here]

[darkspaceboytoy]

Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers

[lakemojave]

Corporations precisely on june 1st:

[sailatina3]

I wish it were more acceptable to discuss suicide and ponder death without having to worry about someone pulling the therapy speak or getting mad at you for thinking about these things.

[gentlyevilvt]

the problem with hypnosis porn games made by straight people is that no matter how interesting they make the premise, a few hours in you realize that they genuinely think the hottest thing you could possibly do with hypnosis powers is have penetrative heterosexual sex with somebody who would otherwise not be interested

[pirateprincessjess]

Friendly reminder as we get closer to the launch of the ModRetro M64. ModRetro is owned by Palmer Lucky, a self described “Radical Zionist” who fundraises for Donald Trump.

Palmer Lucky also has another company, called Anduril Industries, that manufactures and sells AI powered weapons and surveillance systems. ModRetro even sells Anduril branded gameboys that were made from the same metal that they use to manufacture attack drones.

Don’t buy this thing. A 200 dollar Nintendo 64 clone is not worth your soul.

[tamamoland]

[creamycuppy]

[slutstarlet]