iwannrheonn;
Season 2: ‘OUR Crazy Beautiful Life’ It’s genius, but I’m not sure I’m cut out for reality TV unless people would enjoy watching me birdwatch in silence? Top notch entertainment that would be! Feels like ages ago, doesn’t it? In a weird way, I suppose I sort of miss those times a bit; if I could go back to that night at The Grammys, I’d relive that any day. Is that what you get taught in American schools? This is the first I’ve heard of it! But I had a suspicion all along. Poker’s only played by drunkards and masterminds, you’re right. No, no you don’t; blond pubes can’t be the secret because the neighbours will hear me crying from next door! ‘Get this crazy woman off me!’ See? Just not practical. I think we should start burying some stuff at the beach as our secret. You know like in those old films where they send a bottle to sea, that sort of thing. Or just plain old murder. That’s a classic secret. She won’t be afraid of it, I promise. If she is, then bring on the surfing lessons!
Don’t you mean Season 3: Our Crazy Beautiful Life?! Don’t tell me you haven’t seen the second season with all of my mother’s glory moments, I’m gonna have to sit you down for the sheer fact of embarrassing her— if that’s even possible! But you’re not convincing me to not call MTV right now. Nice try attempting to make me cry to distract me from calling them, Iwan, but I’m not falling for your tricks; even if I wish we could invent a time machine and go back, too. Duh! Don’t they teach that in Wale schools? Okay, no, that wasn’t correct but now I can’t stop laughing at Wale schools. But… okay, fine. You win this time around but I’m not going to stop bringing up the topic of the bleach! Like buried treasure mixed with a time capsule? Count me in. Good luck with that one after you almost threw her into the ocean! That’ll be season ten of the show.
I don’t think I could forget a whole season of craziness! I think marathoning it made it all blur into one season... or maybe I’m just protecting Pebe from any embarrassment...! It was worth a try, I suppose — if you call them up, I’ll be straight on the phone to them after, “it’s not worth it, I’m really boring, I promise. Kesha and I spend all of our time watching antique shows and discussing politics, we’re just very boring people.’ Wale schools!! I don’t care if it’s not correct, it is now. Yeah, that sort of thing, what do you think we should put in it? Maybe directions to some nonexistent buried treasure. Oi, watch it, Kesha, if you don’t zip about that, you’ll be next! Season 11!













