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#nano watches porn #nichijou

professor-shinonome

“Yeah!”

The professor leaped back over to the table and started frantically looking through the coloring book. Unbeknownst to her, she had completely forgotten about Crayon 4 and was just happy with her current company.

The professor gasped.

“YUKKO! YUKKO, YUKKO, YUKKO, YUKKO, LOOK! LOOK!”

She swept the coloring book over to Yuuko and shoved a page in her face.

“STICKERS!!”

Yukko gasped loudly. The thought of stickers in a coloring book was clearly an inconceivable concept to her.

"Oh, wow! That's neat!"

She peeled one out, a small orange tiger shark. But... Where would she put it?

She clearly didn't think this through. She began to sweat. This was too much pressure. Too much responsibility. What was she supposed to do with this?!

In a panic, she stuck it to the Professor's forehead.

#professor-shinonome

A student walks up to Yukko with an envelope. "Hey, Mai told me to give this to you." Inside, is a pair of lacy panties with a note that reads 'model these for me'.

"Well... Fine. But tell her this is the last time. She always takes to many pictures."

#nano makes yukko question her sexuality: the musical #nichijou

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professor-shinonome

The professor teared up at Yuuko’s words.

“Ne… Yukko? Do you really think so??”

She threw her arms around her friend in another suffocating hug. “Yukko is the best! Thank you, Yukko!”

#professor-shinonome #weep

"... I know so, Professor."

She hugged the small girl with all her might, but made sure not to crush her.

"Now, let's say we color up sommore sharks, huh?"

#dare i question this #ooc #yukko says things

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#oh #Oh no..#nichijou

your comment makes me intrigued and uncomfortable at the same time

not gonna lie though Yukko/Nano sounds adorable

#ooc #yukko says things

"W-WOAH, HEY, W-W-W-WHY, WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME THIS? D-DON'T YOU THINK I'M A LITTLE TOO YOUNG TO SEE THIS SORT OF THING? P-PLUS, UH, N-NANO MIGHT GET MAD,"

#I DON T WANT TO SEE MY FRIENDS HAL F NAK ED #submission

themostamazingmushroom

"Yay! Good!" She stopped abruptly and stared at the familiar sight. "T-This is my house, lemme get the key." She gasped, 'I really need to exercise more...' She thought to herself. "T-The shower is up-stairs on the right, I'll put in a pizza for when we're done showering. That sound alright?" She started walking downstairs, smiling to herself. "I-If you need a spare set of clothes, there should be some in the closet. I'll put your others in the washer when you're done." She continued downstairs and showered, once finished she walked back upstairs and started on the home-made pizza.

#I dont know what her house looks like bear with me #themostamazingmushroom

Yukko nodded to everything, looking around the home with a hint of interest.She wasn't going to question her ability to cook pizza. She was hungry, after all.

"Okeydokey!! Thanks!"

Once she was done sightseeing, she directed herself to the bathroom, peeling off her soiled school uniform.

She was then aware of how absolutely awful she smelled and nearly threw up in her mouth a little.

Well.

A nice long shower would probably do her good.

totallynormalnano

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"... I think I'm having some sort of internal crisis."

#nichijou

Detention!

“You really think that anyone would bother to do a thing about me? I know you’ve gone off to Takasaki-sensei, Yukko-chan. But I’m still here, aren’t I?”

She grinned smugly at the girl, feeling confident in herself. No one would separate her from her beloved Nano. She had made sure of it. And that wasn’t to mention all the other girls that she’d become close to that surely would object to the idea of their dear teacher leaving their presence.

And then Yukko lashed out at her. Poor, sweet innocent Yukko. She obviously had no idea about the depth of her love for the robot. It went beyond admiration of a machine and romance, it was something of another level altogether.

“You act as if Nano didn’t easily give herself to me, Yukko-chan. Ask her yourself. She will gladly tell you who her mistress is. She’s not just my toy, of course. She’s a beautiful girl that has more kindness in her heart than any real human I’ve ever met… you can’t expect me to let something so precious slip out of my grasp, can you?”

Yukko swallowed hard. This woman was... She wasn't in her right mind. Or something worse.

She backed away from Nakamura gradually, planning on making a run for the door once she found a good opening. She just had to stall her for a moment. Get her guard down, make some sort of distraction. Then run.

Her eyes searched the room for something that would aid in her escape. Test tubes? No. Bunsen burner? She didn't want to catch her on fire- Her eyes locked on a small, steaming beaker full of black liquid. The coffee.

Perfect.

She slowly made her way to the counter. Hopefully Nakamura wouldn't notice.

"W-well, uh... W... What makes you think that she'll want to belong to you forever?"

#mskananakamura

themostamazingmushroom

“Y-Yeah…” She wiggled around a bunch and managed to free herself, then she pulled yukko out too. “Y-Yeahhh… Would you like to head by my house and shower… To get that stuff of your head…” She sighed, then smiled sheepishly. “I need a bath too, to say the least.” She grabbed yukko’s hand and started leading her towards her house. “Y-You must be hungry, I-I can make us a pizza or some cookies, alright? And, and then we can play games or something.” If she was afraid the suddenness of this decision might freak Yukko out, it didn’t show in her face. She was too busy laughing as she ran towards the house.

#my heart is melting yukko loves kids #themostamazingmushroom

Yukko brightened at the idea, nodding enthusiastically.

"Oh, yeah! Of course!"

She grinned, quickly trailing the young girl, ignoring the ice cream dripping down her back.

"I love all of those things! It's like you know me like the back of your hand or something."

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Just for you darlin’ dear.

#reblog

themostamazingmushroom

"49......50! Ready or not here I come!" She walked around, looking for places for a person to hide. Under the bench... No. Under those trees... No. Behind the trees... No! "This freaking park isn't that big! Where could she b-" she looked over at the trashcan. "Y-Yeah, I belong in there, I'm trash at Hide-and-Seek!" She jumped into the trashcan, only to be face to face with said girl. "O-O-Oh... H-Hey, g-guess I found ya, eh?" She blushed and tried to get out, but was stuck.... "I graduated college at the age of 10, so I could get stuck in a trashcan... Wonderful..." She sighed and smiled at her. "I-I'm sorry, I'm an idiot!" If her hands weren't stuck, she'd be hitting herself right now.

#I'm glad to help brighten up your day #then!!#themostamazingmushroom

Yukko was surprised, to say the least. She thought this was such a good hiding spot! And, Rebecca was right. They were like a can of sardines. Only the really cheep kind with only two, fat little sardines in one can.... So replace the sardines with girls and the can with a trash can, and you would understand the basis of this metaphor.

Anyhow.

"Well, hey, you still found me! So you're not all ba-"

She was cut off when someone dumped a half-drinken melted milkshake on her head.

"... we should probably find a way to get out of this trash can."

Detention!

“And who would believe you? You’re the little girl that cried wolf. I can’t think of a single student that behaves more badly than you, Yukko-chan. It’s almost… naughty.”

A shiver ran up her spine, complemented by a blush on her cheeks. Oh, for something that was so wrong in the beginning, it felt so good. She made a mental note to give Yukko detention again soon.

At her comment on the pictures, she chuckled softly. Nano knew about her desire for her by now, and those were old news. Where was she going to get with that??

“Stalking? Not at all, Yukko-chan. It’s nothing like that at all. No, she belongs to me. That was just a necessary step to wresting ownership of her over to myself. And trust me, Nano-chan’s never been happier.”