Thew Carpe

"I Will Never Be Satisfied..."

[iwanttobealubricant]

I love being the family disappointment as well as the neutral family member who is only useful for lending money or random last minute needs when someone asks

[animepenguin-deactivated2026012]

[iwanttobealubricant]

Spiritually I'm not a Trainwreck of a person

[girlmostlikely]

[toastbutteregg]

you can never have too much cheese

[shitpostinguniverse]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU

[lilithsaintcrow]

Then I’ll go to hell smiling and chewing on a block of cheddar.

[niyarest]

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[iwanttobealubricant]

Aight Fuckers we ain't doing too great

[funnytwittertweets]

[iwanttobealubricant]

Absolutely not doing good atm

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[pollyjean]

daydreaming about the controversial statements i would make as a moderately famous musician during interviews with pitchfork

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tlbodine]

….fuck that’s the whole thing though, innit

[surreal--memes]