iwssa

sapnap evolved my personality

[vadergf]

I have literally never seen a more entitled fandom than the dream smp fandom like everyone and their mother is bitching about no one doing lore on the 16th like first of all its their wish on when to stream and when to do lore and second of all, people did lore!!! You just don't give a fuck about those ccs lmao

[iwssaiwssa]

👏👏👏

[iwssaiwssa]

*listening to the BANTER podcast*

Sapnap: Do you believe in ghosts and do you have any ghost encounters or ghost stories?

Me: *starts to reply in my head as if I was on the podcast*

[banterpodcast]

georgenotfound onlyfans (taylors version)

[autumnandolives]

dsmp x fem!reader as chaotic couple pictures i found on pinterest. (plus headcannons!)

requested: yes/no

a/n: well, i guess this is the start to my dsmp "writing"

dream:

★he would 100% percent make you do this if youre short and cant reach something.

"oh sweetheart, you cant get that? let me help"

★totally with a cocky smirk

george :

(is that a dinosaur in the fire? im tired)

★you would tell him that its not arson if you put it out.

"it doesnt count if it doesnt spread!!!!!"

★when you go in for the selfie hes just like, ???

"excuse me, y/n, this is not the time for selfies."

sapnap :

★this would be the only time he tries to cook.

★just only to get this picture.

★of course, once you find out, you take over and thats the only reason the pasta looks this good.

★obviously, theres another picture with the lady an the tramp thing, (yall know? the kissy thing with one piece of spaghetti?)

karl :

★this. man.

★will wake you up at 3am to do this.

★but in a good way obviously.

★having fun in a empty parking lot? yes.

(bonus points if its raining)

quackity :

★after going to burger king, yall just sit there with these on like, ???

★obviously he thinks that you actually looks good in it.

★you keep them forever.

(ugh i swear i want this)

wilbur :

★this is a normal thing for yall to do.

★just laying on a (empty, no cars cause *safety*) road.

★just stargazing

★just living life talking about your hope and dreams.

[sunshineduo]

the jennifer’s body-ification of georgenotfound

[iwssaiwssa]

that’s so punk rock

[belovedgamers]

“You’re in the Egg’s territory, Foolish.”

reblogs >>> likes! tags appreciated!

Bonus and taglist under the cut! :D

Seguir leyendo

[jorgenotfound-deactivated202304]

[krmt-art]

top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster

[iwssaiwssa]

This just happened as I got a Sapnap live notification...priorities

[bastardbvby]

SAPNAP MY BELOVED

[hermitclips]

the time has come for me to make a montage of none other than technoblade to the tune of american boy.

send all your support to the man! and i hope you guys have a nicer day ahead of you 🐽

[iwssaiwssa]

Started my first year of college Aug 25 in a city after leaving a small, small town and it was great, ended terribly when I got out of class with my best friend and found out her mom had to do chemotherapy

Had a great day today, first Friday night of college spent studying and getting stuff done and Techno uploaded...

...this is real life and I need to stop disassociating

Technoblade never dies!!

[mahgck]

you heard him ladies. we gotta defeat covid.

[georgealtsupremacy]

Sapnap singing Change my Clothes :’)

[dreamyygeorgenap-deactivated202]

// nsfw, porn mention

wait dream team watching porn on christmas in not a joke? asjerlaejrlakewjr like have they said that, or is that a random tweet? cause i thought it was random but now i'm watching mefs' vod and chat is saying they actually said that HELP

no that wasn't a joke, they said it on the Trainwreck podcast on New Year's Day it did actually happen.

[iwssaiwssa]

Homies watch it together

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me  🤝 the homies

watching porn together

[theghostofblackbunnymask]

The Heather's dream SMP AU will be yandere, here's the roles!

(Somewhat inspired by the thought that this was them doing a Hugh School Musical.)

Heather Chandler- Dream

Heather Duke- Sapnap

Heather McNamara- George

Martha Dumbstock- Niki

Jason Dean- Wilbur Soot

Kurt Kelly- Quackity

Ram Sweeny- Schlatt

Veronica Saywer- Y/N

[iwssaiwssa]

I Wanna Be Yours (Sapnap)

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Idea: The reader is high with Sapnap. 

Word Count: 549

18+

CW: weed, smoking weed, making out

c!sapnap x gn!reader

(lmk if y’all like this stuff)

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You were parked on the back road for the usual late night smoke session with Sapnap. He was already a few hits in before he picked you up. You had a stressful day at work being a waiter/waitress and were ready to blow off some steam. He understood and offered to pick you for you both to vibe out with music. 

Time passed after sharing the dab pen back and forth only a few times. Despite how much you smoke, your tolerance was still lower than what you’d expect. Sapnap hummed along to a song he knew from the playlist you put on the bluetooth. It was dark as it could be at midnight and the only light was from the dash. The blue lights were lighting up Sapnap’s face.

From many nightly sessions, you guys found out how cuddly you both got when you’d get high. It wasn’t unusual for you guys to cuddle. You’ve been dating for a few months now. You shrunk down and curled up to his side while propping yourself up on the middle arm rest that separated you two. Sapnap was already reclined a little for his comfort, but you could still lean on him. The song changed and once it came through the speakers, your mind began to flood with thoughts. The song was an Arctic Monkeys’ song. The only ones you listened to were the ones you add to a certain type of playlist. 

You couldn’t help but think about Sapnap. Gentle, yet strong. You looked up at him and he stopped humming. His face looked relaxed but silenced. His eyes closed as if he was imaging something. With your head foggy with smoke as you stretched up and kissed him. He seemed surprised, but didn’t move. He broke apart from you and lazily opened his eyes. 

“I like this song,” he mumbled. He had a slight smirk on his face. Despite being high, you were thinking the same thing. Without any worries, you held yourself up and climbed over to straddle his lap. He smirked in admiration while looking up at you. His hands were placed on your thighs to hold you before you laid against him. One of his hands slowly made its way from your thigh all the way up to the back of your neck. His glossy eyes stared up at you as you laid on top of him. 

“You call the shots, babe. I just wanna be yours,” he quietly sang in a low tone. He brought you down to him as he kissed a path from your lips to your jaw and then focused on your neck. His hand that held your neck went to the back of your head as Sapnap gently grabbed a fistful of hair as he left dark marks on your neck. A content hum escaped your throat. You reached up and entangled your hands in his hair right back. After a while, though it felt like seconds, he pulled away from your neck. You let out a sigh as you sat up. Sapnap laid back and admired your frame. His hand came up and cupped your cheek. Your eyes locked with his and you couldn’t even remember what made you so stressed at work.