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Goals.

izlbee

@erinmariemcg when I see this I think dangerous death trap, avoid, avoid, avoid

mybuckystar

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

izlbee

All very true!

Gimme that hat!

its-arrested-development

Michael visits his mother in rehab.

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my boyfriends friends drunk roommate is smarter than I am sober

erinmariemcg

Hey y’allI need your help! The one and only Mommy Lizzy (aka @izlbee)’s husband has a wicked cool pool business. He designed their pool (pictured) himself and is in the running for an award and he NEEDS YOUR VOTES! Click on the link, it takes 5 seconds and, c’mon, this georgeous work deserves recognition!

https://apsp.secure-platform.com/a/gallery/1/details/2296

izlbee

All votes are greatly appreciated!!! Thanks for your help!!