boat shitposting

♔ WTTPYLS ♔ ♔ Multi-Fandom ♔ Crack RP blog for Izuru Kamukura from SDR2

[izuradical-blog]

Well then, no time like the present. It’s swim or die, Vincent. You either swim… or you die.

[vinchaoscent-blog]

don’t do this to me i’m already pretty dead and i didn’t enjoy that

[izuradical-blog]

We’re on an island. You’ll need to swim eventually.

[izuradical-blog]

You can’t swim??

[vinchaoscent-blog]

I um… didn’t grow up near any water as a kid…

[izuradical-blog]

Well then, no time like the present. It’s swim or die, Vincent. You either swim... or you die.

[izuradical-blog]

On second thought, I’ll just throw you in myself.

[vinchaoscent-blog]

please don’t i can’t actually swim and chaos doesn’t like that idea at all

[izuradical-blog]

You can’t swim??

[izuradical-blog]

If you’re so hot, try flinging yourself into the ocean.

[vinchaoscent-blog]

…… I will if you will.

[izuradical-blog]

On second thought, I’ll just throw you in myself.

[izuradical-blog]

What do you feel, exactly?

[vinchaoscent-blog]

suffering

[izuradical-blog]

If you’re so hot, try flinging yourself into the ocean.

[izuradical-blog]

Everything is hot and I want to die

[jospheh-blog]

cut ur hair

[izuradical-blog]

Excuse me

[izuradical-blog]

Everything is hot and I want to die

[vinchaoscent-blog]

i feel

[izuradical-blog]

What do you feel, exactly?

[izuradical-blog]

Everything is hot and I want to die

[izuradical-blog]

All this water is ruining my clothes.

[mushroomhushroom-blog]

(dives underwater) (comes back up with a mouthful of sea water) (spits it in ur face)

[izuradical-blog]

Wow. Thanks. That was absolutely wonderful thank you so much

[nyavier-blog]

izuradical *points at you* *points at whiteboard* “save me”

[izuradical-blog]

I would, but I’m busy drowning slowly

[nyavier-blog]

*stares* *Slowly Writes* “you ok”

[izuradical-blog]

I’m floating in midair, and there is a small cloud above my head that keeps raining on me. Do I look okay to you?

[izuradical-blog]

All this water is ruining my clothes.

[nyavier-blog]

izuradical *points at you* *points at whiteboard* “save me”

[izuradical-blog]

I would, but I’m busy drowning slowly

[holeyhorse]

FIDGETS

HELLO WORLD WHOS READY FOR LOVE

[izuradical-blog]

please leave

[mushroomhushroom-blog]

izuradical replied to your post:whoever guesses how many pirates i’ve drowned wins…

Are you the dead fish

…gee, i don’t know! (: why don’t you come have a swim with me and find out ((((:

[izuradical-blog]

I can’t swim I am FLOATING IN MIDAIR

[izuradical-blog]

Literally the only advantage to being constantly rained on is not being able to be set on fire. That’s literally it

[izuradical-blog]

Fast: Muse is suddenly unable to stop moving, and must run constantly. Anon decides on the duration. 3 days! we must go at a speed

I can’t even touch the ground HOW DO I RUN

[izuradical-blog]

Storm: A tiny storm cloud has decided to torment muse. Anon decides duration and the type of storm! It can be a regular storm, or you can have it rain something random. Rain rain, go away! it's a regular storm. good luck with all the lightning, pal

This is it. This is hell