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Flyn / Adult / collecting shiny posts for collection

[jovuuu]

Something something phm portal crossover ✍️✍️✍️

[flyndragon]

Role swap AU where Regina Anne enters the dungeon with her ex's former bomb-sniffing military dog Carl. The dungeon here has a high heels/women stepping on men fetish so she instead has to do the dungeon in glittery 6 inch stripper platforms while Carl goes and bites peoples faces off.

Also shes like 19 so Carl is still wiser and comes up with most of the plans lmao

[clownfish-casino]

OKAY I'm curious

where do you write your fics

ellipsus

google docs

directly in the AO3 editor

notes app

physical paper

literally wherever I can (sticky notes, your hand, scrap paper, etc)

something else (tell me in tags or comments !!)

not a fic writer but I wanna press a button too !!!

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

would appreciate reblogs for sample size ::]

[pagliaccis-clown]

i know that there's a real chicken and egg situation with tookas vs. loth-cats and while i doubt disney cares enough to ever settle it, i've been thinking about it a bit

in my opinion, tooka are a domesticated species of loth-cat that was then spread across the galaxy.

for starters, loth-cats are wild. they're shown in nature in rebels, and supplementary media talks about their behaviour in a way that makes them seem like wild animals as opposed to feral. they seem like wild animals and aren't shown in a context of being domesticated pets*.

they also biologically match other fauna on lothal. they have the same bird-like feet as loth-wolves. this again points to them sharing a common ancestor at some ancient point. it seems to be a common element the same way paw pads are among groups of real world mammals.

they're also shown in the art of the ancient lothali indigenous groups. it's not impossible that they were simply introduced to lothal by another group (we know ancient lothalite's had contact with jedi) but the way it's depicted in this scene seems to place it alongside loth-wolves and loth-bats, which are both native animals to lothal.

to me it makes the most sense to imagine the first colonists to lothal encountering these animals, liking their appearance, and deciding to bring them with them to other planets (i don't think it's farfetched to imagine them being brought on export ships off of lothal to keep vermin out of produce), in the process domesticating them into household pets. i feel like the bright appearance of the tooka lends itself more to the idea of selective breeding for a coat pattern than the wild browns of the loth-cat. the idea of the reverse happening - tooka being brought to lothal and then thrown aside to the point they go from feral to full wild - just seems like a more convoluted idea. so occams razor applies.

*apart from in ahsoka, but by the point of that shows creation disney had thrown any distinction between loth-cat and tooka out the window so i'm choosing to ignore it. if you want you could imagine murley as being a wild loth-cat that sabine tamed. not an unrealistic idea for her

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[inksidze]

short comic about birthdays 🎂

Bonus:

[digitalmyyth]

worst yoga ball everr

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

[salmonpiffy]

PHM spaceships gijinka

[rockrockgrace]

Thanks to @displacedentities for this glorious glorious idea

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[crazy-pages]

The aircraft are all under the command of the Australian government, which has declared that the nuclear arsenals are not their problem and that no aircraft will help anyone out with that problem. Your grandfather did fly with the bracelet one time, but he only got away with that because no one involved knew what the bracelet was and it would have been a huge deal if anyone had realized what was up. If you charter a flight towards the world's only hydraulic press, the Australians will know and throw lightning at the plane.

[hayleyolivia]

Just a dandy boy 🌻

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[tazri]

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

[nevertheless-moving]

I absolutely can not see rocky refusing to hand the tauomeba over to Erid until grace is cured. He would not be able to follow through on that bluff, and it would pretty obviously be a sour note to start Grace's stay with. But I can see him sort of, y'know, hinting a little bit. Like 'oh the taumoeba containers are on the human side of the ship. yeah it escapes xenonite so we didnt want to risk any over here, since any other material would make it difficult to contain the appropriate atmosphere, resources being what they are. Obviously we could grab them but...well, its just we might risk breaking it and losing everything...i dont fully understand everything about how it works, so embarrassing but I'm not a scientist, haha. Did i mention how smart the science alien is when its not starving to death. Yeah, no, yeah, it would be a lot safer for the human scientist to retrieve the tauomeba breeder Except for the fact that its dying of malnutrition because it sacrificed its chance to go home to save our planet and humans tend to drop and break stuff when theyre malnourished... its a real conundrum. No, right, of course ill ask it to retrieve the container as soon as it wakes up, as long as its not having one of its clumsy days. Yes its still asleep, i know, so inefficient! How long does it sleep? Oh, usually 2 or 3 times longer then Eridians. Longer since it started rationing food. It actually slept for years on the way to Tau Ceti, to preserve its energy. Sorry going through a tunnel, I didn't catch what you just said; ill have to call you back later. Let me know if you need any more data on vitamins. Okay love you bye.'

[autumn-sweet-fae]

Grace puppetry traditions for the Eridian Opera

(Thank you @star-critter, @ironthingcreation, and @attorney-gender-al for the inspiring comments and tags!)

There must always be three puppeteers, to represent the three man crew that were on the Hail Mary/the sacrifice of humanity. Grace might have lived, but all three of the humans were sent to die.

The singing voice for Grace is traditionally done by a pebble. Because a pebble is the only one that can get the right pitch and limited vocal range of a human. Every Pebble ever cast to play Grace gets a pair of ‘glasses’ to wear. (This kicks off a fashion trend in Erid youth of stylized glasses worn like jewelry) 

Any time Grace is in the scene, a heart beat is constantly heard and is at the tempo of a how at rest or active Grace’s would have been at this moment. To represent what Rocky remembers hearing at that time. Whenever Grace went on a space walk outside the ship, the ever constant heart beat of the play would stop, leaving Rocky alone again. It would only start again when Grace returned from the airlock.

When Grace sings of his lost memory, it’s in a very haunting way. It’s a horrifying idea to eridians to awaken to a blank mind. Eridians have perfect memories. Any Erid that doesn’t is incredibly rare and usually actively dying or horrifically injured.

When Grace shares what he knows of his late crew mates, two additional heart beats are heard along side Grace’s. But once the song ends it’s a singular heart beat again.

[florensicz]

shhhh... they're sleeping!

inspo pic below the cut :)