King of Thing

My name is Izzy Weiss. I'm eighteen and working concessions at Aqua Village for the summer. “I wished the whole world was dead serious about food instead of silly rockets and machines and explosives using everybody’s food money to blow their heads off anyway.” — The Dharma Bums

[bo-wellington-deactivated201306]

Just took yoga for the first time with my sister and my muscles hurt so bad.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

That's reasonable. Yoga's real fuckin' hard.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Sharing a stand is cool because you can take turns on sleeping.

[ali-sanchez-deactivated20130708]

Yeah, thats my thoughts exactly. As long as you deal with all the mean people, I’ll make sure you’re happy. I was told it was contagious.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

You're adorable, you know that? I'll make sure to deal with all the assholes, then. 

[ali-sanchez-deactivated20130708]

Oh whateverrr! A lot of people get annoyed at me, because I’m “too happy” or something like that. 

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Dude, no. That's cool. Being happy is a cool thing. Too many people are too negative about everything.

[ali-sanchez-deactivated20130708]

Oh I doubt it! I’m pretty hard to annoy actually. 

[izzy-wtp-blog]

I dunno, I'm pretty irritating. 

[jfcreese-blog]

Well, I am a lifeguard. So, making sure you don’t die is kind of my job.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Gee, golly, thanks, Reese! But not dying is still not a very compelling reason to do something.

[tisnick-blog]

Ah yeah, work. What do you do around here?

[izzy-wtp-blog]

I work concessions. It's pretty.. useful. You?

[ali-sanchez-deactivated20130708]

Don’t worry, I got switched up to your stand so that should brighten your day a little bit.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

I'm going to annoy the shit out'a you.

[jfcreese-blog]

What? You can’t swim?

[izzy-wtp-blog]

No, I can! Just not very well. At all.

[tisnick-blog]

Why don’t you just take a nap? Or like go to sleep early tonight?

[izzy-wtp-blog]

I wish I could. But, y'know, work.

[jfcreese-blog]

I could throw you in the pool? It might help.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

And I also could die.. So, I'm good.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

My little sister woke me up at three in the morning to kill a roach that was in her room and I haven't slept since. Needless to say, I'm dying here.

[suttonpls-deactivated20130618]

Are you high?

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Sometimes. Most of the time. Yes.

[ali-sanchez-deactivated20130708]

And I can trust you to help me out, right?

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Forsure. You should just ask if they'll switch you to my stand.

[itsjustkevin-deactivated2013102]

Brilliant. First thing tomorrow morning. You drink coffee, I’ll wear protective gear.

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Okay. Good. Sometimes I go Super Saiyan, so you've got to be careful.

[ali-sanchez-deactivated20130708]

Well lucky you. I just wanna get out of here, you know? First day was rough. 

[izzy-wtp-blog]

I feel you. I have been almost-falling asleep every thirty minutes. But then again, I'm used to this.It'll get easier. Concessions is fun if you know how to use it.

[itsjustkevin-deactivated2013102]

So if I pound out a speed metal rhythm right now will I, like, disrupt your vibe? Will you go brutal on me? Start a pit?

[izzy-wtp-blog]

Probably not. Maybe if you caught me at another time I'd just get really angry.