pure unadulterated chaos

did u expect something more? sometimes I post about plants or bugs, but mostly I just lurk

[gotiskk]

𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔴

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[izzygbarnes]

Those who know, know. Those who don't, don't.

[fantastic-forest]

[izzygbarnes]

Let me live as a lil fairy in a lil hollow of this tree with shelf mushrooms for a balcony and awning

[izzygbarnes]

I wanna scream and yell and punch the walls, but unfortunately I was raised in a home where any expression of anger was viewed as punishment-worthy. So now I sit here, silent, screaming in my head, angry at the world but frozen about what to do with all this frustration

[thatgentlewife]

Yep basically

[dailyeffectiveprayer]

Your pain is never wasted when placed in God's hands.

[theweepingtimelord]

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour 1 tablespoon of baking powder ¼ teaspoon of salt ½ cup of butter 1/3 cup of brown sugar 1 teaspoon of cinnamon ½ teaspoon honey 2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream ½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about ½ in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

[bonesmakenoise]

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

[izzygbarnes]

I saw a couple driving and the lady was in the driver's seat and a guy who I assume was her husband was sitting next to her in the passenger seat and he had his hand around the back of her seat like he wanted her closer to him and if that isn't true love then idk what is

[i-am-a-fish]

EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

[chaoscanist]

cryptids are just fae for americans pass it on

[faeyrie-child]

Maybe when I finally have a job I can put aside some money to actually visit Ireland. I think that would be peak fae experience.

[izzygbarnes]

The Dream TM

[izbnart]

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

[izzygbarnes]

@wikipedianna

[voiceforjesus]

[imustnotfearfearisthemindkiller]

Medieval church door in Gloucestershire believed to be the inspiration for J.R.R. Tolkien’s entrance to Moria

[chevygirl78-deactivated20211112]

[aquilacalvitium]

That was horrible

[skitter-skatter69]

That was beautiful

[bitternest]

The tumblr experience

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

@izzygbarnes people need to see this

[izzygbarnes]

😭😭😭 I'll show the hubby; he'll love it

[ghostgirljyuna]

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

@izzygbarnes

[izzygbarnes]

I LOVE!!!

[inkedmyths]

Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea

According to your years of academic research, what is the person you reblogged this from

Strange bug

Some kind of nocturnal marsupial

Slime mold

Funky looking fish

Questionably alive in the way that a virus is

Cool rock

Distant object from beyond our solar system

Robot that shouldn't work but does

Beaker full of. Something.

Cognito hazard

Voting ended onMay 19, 2024