Izzy the Axolotl

Stream of consciousness from the depths of space. Possesses a voice of sorts. Write to me! :D Pan + Confused TwT

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[gh0st-patr0l]

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

[izzytheaxolotl]

Who are you, George Lucas??

[izzytheaxolotl]

Somehow I smacked my chin on my instrument whilst playing. Not only that but hard enough to make a welt, it hurts so much and I don't know how it's even possible.

Why has this blog *immediately* turned from whimsy to constant injuries. TwT

[izzytheaxolotl]

I got bitten by an insect and sucked for a full minute whilst I was playing last night and so I couldn't do anything about it and now its swollen.

The whimsy is dead, I must never go outside again.

Also I got blood on my instrument where it dripped. Now I have to take it apart to clean.

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[izzytheaxolotl]

This tummy ache is going to finish me off.

Heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeee

I have to perform tonight, but I'm just a little creature ughhhhhhh

My tummy is so hot too... I'm not pregnant, stop it! I need to work TwT

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[izzytheaxolotl]

Procrastinating on enjoying myself because I can't reach the activiation energy... so now I'm just not relaxing or enjoying myself. TwT

[glavilio]

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

[bootleg-nessie]

I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERYTHING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atelier-tamamoland]

"you cannot have a category of person that stops being a person or everyone that someone wants to get rid of is going to end up being put in that category" and other really fucking obvious and basic observations that everyone ignores in favor of putting people they want to get rid of into a category they think makes them stop being a person

[izzytheaxolotl]

I just found out about the chaps in 1915 training gulls to detect submarines. I bet people thought of them ASDIC heads by 1917.

[izzytheaxolotl]

Seriously, though this was kind of cool. People feeding gulls from fake periscopes so they flocked whenever a submarine deployed its periscope and it could be spotted from land.

[izzytheaxolotl]

I just found out about the chaps in 1915 training gulls to detect submarines. I bet people thought of them ASDIC heads by 1917.

[izzytheaxolotl]

Seki, joseki, mutual life, mutual benefit, mutual happiness, mutual success... what about good old-fashioned mutual suffering, huh? Mutually assured destruction, that's the proper way to socialise.

[Except my cutie patooties you get unfettered sucess with reckless abandon, I'll drag everyone esle down so you get to float ( ^.^)]

[izzytheaxolotl]

I'm disappointed that I've never seen a codpiece which is stylised as two goblets with a bottle of wine pouring into one of them.

Can someone get on this?

[aureliagaming]

hrt to turn me into a skeleton knight wearing tattered armor and wielding a rusty spear

[izzytheaxolotl]

FtM: Flesh to Metal

[botanical-garden-system-deactiv]

Believe it or not, your internalized ableism probably DOES rub off onto others without you realizing it. I have always had extreme pain while walking ever since I could remember. My parents constantly told me it was because I never exercised enough, so I learned to just shut it down and be quiet.

I catch myself feeling weird and confused when someone else, “can’t just be quiet and suck it up too.” However, I never want to perpetuate that onto someone.

I remember how it felt to be holding back tears as it felt like my bones were going to snap. I remember how it felt when I stepped wrong and had to hold back a scream. That wasn’t fair to me, and it will never be fair to others.

Sometimes dismantling your self hate dismantles all hate.

[butch-pilot]

transformation body horror where you want the end result so badly that even though the process is terrifying and painful, you'll do anything to finally be yourself