teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
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teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”
"non-political america appreciation" any appreciation of the us is political you dumb asshole
A cat is a smart and mysterious animal from the planet cute
thinking about gromit scared
he was there for me even when no one else was
thinking about gromit scared
big animal called 'deer' has been walking in the woods all big & scary & frightening. may want to not approach or suffer really really bad consequences like super duper bad suffering okay.
Honestly the single best way ive dealt with species dysphoria hasn't been gear or quadrobics or vocals. Its been to stop thinking of myself as "an animal trapped in a human body", and instead just thinking of myself as an animal, right here right now. My body may not look or feel exactly how id like it to, but I am still an animal and this is still my body, despite what anyone else thinks
doc said i have memory loss but its only short term so im not even mad
doc said i have memory loss but its only short term so im not even mad
any news from the doctor? mine said something about memory loss. doesnt sound like itll be for too long though
you know all those posts from last year about how your choices when talking to ralsei are always "kill yourself i fucking hate you" and "you should be happy actually"?
this is one of those, by the way.
i saw ppl on twitter the other day calling the left dialogue a "canon kris option" and its like. yeah totally this nonbinary teenager would definitely shut down someone clearly excited to experiment with their gender
(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling
“it's puck rock to listen to taylor swift“ yeah ok poser... *skates away on my punk rock skateboard listening to punk rock*
wait a second. rock skateboard. op is from bedrock
*grabs onto the tail of a passing dinosaur to ride away faster*
it's 2026 and frankly i think we're at the point where we can stop putting the "it's not good But" asterisk on a homestuck recommendation like. no i do think it's good actually. every little bit of it? well no, but that's true of literally all media.
This joke has been in my head for 3 years
i think people who respond to a character being canonized as a trans woman by going on tumblr and posting their transmasc headcanons should have their computers taken away for at least a week as punishment. sorry buddy youre grounded for transmisogyny
I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle