Welcome to my Company, little toy.

Why, can't you just follow my plan? Capitalism teto kinnie here, thats probably concerning. Pronouns are She/they, but feel free to call me anything you'd like. I am not a minor, but do refrain from leaving anything explicit on this blog. I do not wish to disclose my age, but some of you may know. As always, extra details below in my introductory post.

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

Welcome to my company, T O Y.

RULES OF THE COMPANY

-N E V E R D I S O B E Y T H E W A R N I N G S, Y O U C R E T I N

-Do not the loli, you know exactly what I mean.

-Do not harass the B O S S(me) or ANY other working employees(users) during work hours, or I will see to your T E R M I N A T I O N.

-Please use tone tags during your reports, it will ease your punishment once I find something that gives me a chance to humiliate you.

-If the B O S S is rude, do dismiss it as normal language, because it is H E R duty to act in character and keep this damn corporate hellsite alive for your sake.

-This W I L L be subject to change once the B O S S finds someone unworthy to mock and make a rule out of.

ABOUT THE B O S S :

-As stated above, I am fully of age and NOT a minor, but I do not wish to disclose my age. (others close to my blog know what it is.)

-Due to this blog being based off of CAPITALISM TETO, I now speak in more formal and rude tones to be in-character.

-I have a side art blog, @/y4ya-g0ne if you wish to request or simply browse the art slop I've made before.

-I am not a system, but this will be subject to change in the future if i wish to include more vocaloids or other versions of myself into the company.

-TAGS SPECIAL TO THE COMPANY-

#Capitalism teto!!! (the B O S S, obviously.) #pathetic toy (Miku, the toy.)

If you've read until this point, thank you.

I will be updating this due to the intro message being too short to be company approved.

Of course, extra blinkies, userboxes, and pictures below.

(credits to @/propertyofwhitney67.)

THIS GIRL ABOVE IS A PATHETIC LOSER!!!!!!

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

ykw im lowk tired of this blog(and myself)so I'm gonna make a new one where I can just go batshit insane and be as silly as I like without shitfaced people bugging me all the time(not my mutuals OR any blogs i've tagged in the past, this does not contain you<33) so I'm gonna be less and less online on this blog and more online on my other uh yay you guys can uhh ask me for my new acc user(although i doubt anyone will) and ill send it to ya in dms

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

I can't stop spiralling.

[dumplinghead-usagi]

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir Fry

Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili Cheese Ramen

Egg Drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Cheesy Ramen Noodles

Mug Meals:

Cheesy Eggs Mug

Cheese and Broccoli Mug

Mac and Cheese in a Mug

Meatloaf in a Mug

Nutella Mug Cake

Cheesecake Mug

Coffee Cup Quiche

Coffee Cup Chilaquiles

Mug Egg Scramble

Microwave Recipes:

Potato Chips

Corn on the cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole 

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Caramelized Onion Baked Potato

Soft Chicken Tacos

Pancakes

Recipe Generators

My Fridge Food

Fire House Chef

Dinner in 15 Minutes

Advanced recipe Generator

Cuisine

Recipe Matcher

Super Cook

Recipe Puppy

Cook Thing

Recipes by Ingredient

Recipe Key

Not Beans Again

Ideas 4 Recipes

Big Oven

Other Resources

Actual College Student Cookbook

Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]

Free Birthday food [1] [2] 

[inksplash612]

I’m not in college yet, but FUCK yeah >:]

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

hi. you are a lifesaver.

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

fuck

i was today years old when I found out I was an empath* I even got confirmed by my psychiatrist well uh that explains my problems by a lot *empaths are people who take in people's feelings from around them, especially those who are close to them. Although it seems sweet the empath will feel a kind of heightened pressure from the problems the other person is having, due to having high empathy. (this will get worse if said empath has anxiety or paranoia, which basically just takes the other person's problem and molds it into the empath's own problem, even though it doesn't affect them directly.) OR, empaths are people who feel problems that aren't theirs, mostly problems from people close to them.

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

i need you for my dick elongation company recruitment

.......................what. (ooc: hello what- what does this imply vro im confused)

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

MY HEART IS BROKEN WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME I HATE YOU GRGGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRRRRR

(ifykyk :D)

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

you are a capitalism rich boss teto yet you're BROKE 😭😭😭❌❌❌❌ /silly

shshshshhshshsh My GRAND plan is coming I SWEAR- also snaek what the fuck are you doing in my goddamn miku factory. breathes in

SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breathes out

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

*slams head against glass* HI TETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :DDDDDDDDD

I WANT TO SAY, U ARE BEST FREIN :D

-Ixzel

Oh good KAITO what is that- AHEM, first of all, **friend, and thank you, I appreciate it. Now uh please leave me alone haha uh- slooooooowly backs away from window.

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

(Ooc I love BUNNYCAT AHHEJEHIRURI)

I scare uuu hrheheheheh so evilll

Security, get this... pest out of here.

And for that circuit engine of yours... It's mine now, don't even bother trying to get it back. (OOC: WGAT I GET PEOPLE ASKING ME STUFF NOW WOAH)

[wardenofgreed]

clink clink clink

A soft metallic noise is heard from outside the casino, before the doors are pushed open to reveal...

An android woman? one with blue hair, and wearing a shopkeeper's uniform, no less. and you thought the usual customers here who visit are strange. ...she seems familliar. "Hello there, my name is Eunoia." 'Eunoia' bows slightly, she almost looks like someone's glorified maid with that amount of elegance and poise usually only seen in historical reenactments. "I am here to work out an agreement, on my employee's behalf." And then suddenly you realize why she seems familliar. ...ain't that mafi-fucking-oso's BOSS?

... ... ...if mafioso can dispatch a mafia leader so fast, what can this dumb ROBOT do??

"Your employee huh? Who are they exactly? And if your from some sort of banking or stock company looking to gain some profit from this casino our actual business hours and business center is 15 miles from here."

She spoke quite bluntly. She doesn't want to assume that the stupid ass reaper of a man named Mafioso has their boss sent here already. Cause if that's the case then he himself might be nearby.

"Now if you excuse me I've got to check up on the bar area in case anyone.. falls 'asleep' again."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"..Please do not leave so fast, Joel. I really do mean no harm towards you or your... business."

Eunoia puts a gentle robotic 'hand' on your shoulder, you probably shouldn't try to leave lest you risk a robot woman rampaging through your casino.

"I'm sure you know what the term 'agreement' means, and I'm sure you also know that it will benefit you and you crew as it will benefit mine."

Eunoia shifts her gaze elsewhere, avoiding your eyes.

"...I am also here to extend my apologies and condolences for the dispatchment of your late boss, if you're willing to lend an ear."

although Eunoia's words seemed genuine, they still held that abrasive tone of condescension every mafia member has.

[wardenofgreed]

"How do you know my real name..? I only told the damn members of my boss's mafia and the grey little parasitic creatures called anons my real name.. sheesh Eunoia."

She then turned around and slightly glared at her while also crossing her arms.

"Look let's cut to the chase. Is this an agreement or is this just a way of you trying to influence another Mafia hm? And trying to apologize for blood that isn't even on your hands is unnecessary to say the least but I don't exactly have the time for this. The one who is constantly an interactive spectator to say the least is watching right now"

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"How sad. You do not remember me." "But, I suppose after you drowned yourself in grief, it was inevitable I was not going to remain part of your inner mind. How strange humans are..."

Eunoia sighs, less at you, more at herself for not realizing sooner.

"about the agreement part, though. Would you like me to be straightforward, or go slow as to not trigger something?" "It is only responsible to clean up my employee's mess, although I will see that he won't get out of this unscathed." ... she looks more eager to hurt mafioso on her own terms instead of hurting him as compensation for the death of your boss. maybe she hates him just as much as you do. huh. how strange robots are...

[wardenofgreed]

"I didn't drown myself in grief!! I think.. I actually don't know anymore.."

She sighs as she shook her head for a bit before stopping as her foot starts tapping the floor impatiently.

"Look just be as straightforward as you can, also that bastard isn't here is he..? I don't want to deal with that reaper especially since any killer can come here to get an upgrade for themselves.."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"My proposal, is that if your business hands back the 2 Million studs contractee lost, I will let you do anything to mafioso, as long as it is nothing lethal."

Eunoia smiles, her metal teeth glinting in the dim light of the casino.

"And I would also like get a drink."

[wardenofgreed]

"I'm afraid I have to stop you there. I legally cannot give back the money because that belongs to the boss but also, he signed a contract before playing one of our casino games."

She took out a small book from her pocket and proceeded to open it before flipping through each page that had a list of different amounts of money taken from people and the list of people who died legally at the casino.

"Contractee.. contractee.. ah yes. He signed in black ink and lost fair and square from a poor dice roll.. sheesh."

She then proceeded to close the book and put it back into her pocket as then spoke once more.

"Now if you excuse me.. I need to go take some medicine before I have this strange horrid headache once more... as for the drinks I do have to warn you. 90% of the bar drinks are laced with a poison since we have many strays that like to come here with the hopes of robbing us, or getting too curious about what's goes on behind the scenes."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"Poison does not work on non living beings, no? so, unless its potent acid, it wouldn't do a thing." "meet me tomorrow at this exact location tomorrow at 3, i will be awaiting your answer to my proposal. I am open to adjust any terms and conditions to your liking, as per the agreement."

with that, the robot woman spins and walks out of the casino, leaving a 500 stud tip in her absence.

[wardenofgreed]

clink clink clink

A soft metallic noise is heard from outside the casino, before the doors are pushed open to reveal...

An android woman? one with blue hair, and wearing a shopkeeper's uniform, no less. and you thought the usual customers here who visit are strange. ...she seems familliar. "Hello there, my name is Eunoia." 'Eunoia' bows slightly, she almost looks like someone's glorified maid with that amount of elegance and poise usually only seen in historical reenactments. "I am here to work out an agreement, on my employee's behalf." And then suddenly you realize why she seems familliar. ...ain't that mafi-fucking-oso's BOSS?

... ... ...if mafioso can dispatch a mafia leader so fast, what can this dumb ROBOT do??

"Your employee huh? Who are they exactly? And if your from some sort of banking or stock company looking to gain some profit from this casino our actual business hours and business center is 15 miles from here."

She spoke quite bluntly. She doesn't want to assume that the stupid ass reaper of a man named Mafioso has their boss sent here already. Cause if that's the case then he himself might be nearby.

"Now if you excuse me I've got to check up on the bar area in case anyone.. falls 'asleep' again."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"..Please do not leave so fast, Joel. I really do mean no harm towards you or your... business."

Eunoia puts a gentle robotic 'hand' on your shoulder, you probably shouldn't try to leave lest you risk a robot woman rampaging through your casino.

"I'm sure you know what the term 'agreement' means, and I'm sure you also know that it will benefit you and you crew as it will benefit mine."

Eunoia shifts her gaze elsewhere, avoiding your eyes.

"...I am also here to extend my apologies and condolences for the dispatchment of your late boss, if you're willing to lend an ear."

although Eunoia's words seemed genuine, they still held that abrasive tone of condescension every mafia member has.

[wardenofgreed]

"How do you know my real name..? I only told the damn members of my boss's mafia and the grey little parasitic creatures called anons my real name.. sheesh Eunoia."

She then turned around and slightly glared at her while also crossing her arms.

"Look let's cut to the chase. Is this an agreement or is this just a way of you trying to influence another Mafia hm? And trying to apologize for blood that isn't even on your hands is unnecessary to say the least but I don't exactly have the time for this. The one who is constantly an interactive spectator to say the least is watching right now"

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"How sad. You do not remember me." "But, I suppose after you drowned yourself in grief, it was inevitable I was not going to remain part of your inner mind. How strange humans are..."

Eunoia sighs, less at you, more at herself for not realizing sooner.

"about the agreement part, though. Would you like me to be straightforward, or go slow as to not trigger something?" "It is only responsible to clean up my employee's mess, although I will see that he won't get out of this unscathed." ... she looks more eager to hurt mafioso on her own terms instead of hurting him as compensation for the death of your boss. maybe she hates him just as much as you do. huh. how strange robots are...

[wardenofgreed]

"I didn't drown myself in grief!! I think.. I actually don't know anymore.."

She sighs as she shook her head for a bit before stopping as her foot starts tapping the floor impatiently.

"Look just be as straightforward as you can, also that bastard isn't here is he..? I don't want to deal with that reaper especially since any killer can come here to get an upgrade for themselves.."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"My proposal, is that if your business hands back the 2 Million studs contractee lost, I will let you do anything to mafioso, as long as it is nothing lethal."

Eunoia smiles, her metal teeth glinting in the dim light of the casino.

"And I would also like get a drink."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

life or bath for dry miku /ref

drown her in A C I D.

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

OH MY FUCKING GOD PEAK RETHEM WE CHEERED

I STILL GOTTA FINISH THE INTRO MESSAGE AND I HAVE TO ACT IN CHARACTER FOR ASKS NOW SOB BUT AT LEAST THE THEME CHANGE IS THERE

[wardenofgreed]

clink clink clink

A soft metallic noise is heard from outside the casino, before the doors are pushed open to reveal...

An android woman? one with blue hair, and wearing a shopkeeper's uniform, no less. and you thought the usual customers here who visit are strange. ...she seems familliar. "Hello there, my name is Eunoia." 'Eunoia' bows slightly, she almost looks like someone's glorified maid with that amount of elegance and poise usually only seen in historical reenactments. "I am here to work out an agreement, on my employee's behalf." And then suddenly you realize why she seems familliar. ...ain't that mafi-fucking-oso's BOSS?

... ... ...if mafioso can dispatch a mafia leader so fast, what can this dumb ROBOT do??

"Your employee huh? Who are they exactly? And if your from some sort of banking or stock company looking to gain some profit from this casino our actual business hours and business center is 15 miles from here."

She spoke quite bluntly. She doesn't want to assume that the stupid ass reaper of a man named Mafioso has their boss sent here already. Cause if that's the case then he himself might be nearby.

"Now if you excuse me I've got to check up on the bar area in case anyone.. falls 'asleep' again."

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"..Please do not leave so fast, Joel. I really do mean no harm towards you or your... business."

Eunoia puts a gentle robotic 'hand' on your shoulder, you probably shouldn't try to leave lest you risk a robot woman rampaging through your casino.

"I'm sure you know what the term 'agreement' means, and I'm sure you also know that it will benefit you and you crew as it will benefit mine."

Eunoia shifts her gaze elsewhere, avoiding your eyes.

"...I am also here to extend my apologies and condolences for the dispatchment of your late boss, if you're willing to lend an ear."

although Eunoia's words seemed genuine, they still held that abrasive tone of condescension every mafia member has.

[wardenofgreed]

"How do you know my real name..? I only told the damn members of my boss's mafia and the grey little parasitic creatures called anons my real name.. sheesh Eunoia."

She then turned around and slightly glared at her while also crossing her arms.

"Look let's cut to the chase. Is this an agreement or is this just a way of you trying to influence another Mafia hm? And trying to apologize for blood that isn't even on your hands is unnecessary to say the least but I don't exactly have the time for this. The one who is constantly an interactive spectator to say the least is watching right now"

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

"How sad. You do not remember me." "But, I suppose after you drowned yourself in grief, it was inevitable I was not going to remain part of your inner mind. How strange humans are..."

Eunoia sighs, less at you, more at herself for not realizing sooner.

"about the agreement part, though. Would you like me to be straightforward, or go slow as to not trigger something?" "It is only responsible to clean up my employee's mess, although I will see that he won't get out of this unscathed." ... she looks more eager to hurt mafioso on her own terms instead of hurting him as compensation for the death of your boss. maybe she hates him just as much as you do. huh. how strange robots are...

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

congraTETOlations

pun intentional or not you have made me smile ACHIEVEMENT GET!

you made an emotionally repressed woman smile! you have brightened the horizons of a new day for her. congratetolations.

*applause*

[izzywizzydizzlestick]

teto teto teto teto teto teto teto teto te

yes teto will be my new blog theme as teto is currently WINNING in said poll. congratulatoons