JJ Stone

jj / 37 / he/they (transmac) / comic artist, writer, chronic doodler this is Birdie and Sil's world, I just live here. @raunchypaunch is my partner

[j-jstone]

cis gay men who are into breeding kink being furiously angry at my trans-mpreg art will never not be funny.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[j-jstone]

in my experience as a trans person, making mlm art on gay twitter/bluesky etc....most gay men message me and treat me exactly like they would their cis gay buddies, with the singular exception being that some of them get incredibly angry and weird about me drawing trans guys. which is a strange thing to do, when I myself am trans. i can't figure out if they're just oblivious to everyone around them, or it's an actual tactic. also, the way they come onto me, flirt and discuss their sex life openly is incredibly obnoxious, as someone who was socialized afab and had a lot of uncomfortable experiences with cis-het men doing this. and some of them? no matter how much i tell them to stfu about it, will continue to bombard me with their sexual proclivities until i'm forced to block them.

look, i don't think anybody should have to be in the closet about their sex life if they don't want to be. but they do need to actually account for others not wanting to hear about on an interpersonal basis. go to pride, shout about your kinks and whatever. stop coming into my dm's and going on about it. good fucking lord.

[katvara]

Markiplier’s ‘Iron Lung’ Set For May 31 Debut On YouTube

'Iron Lung,' the breakout feature from filmmaker and content creator Markiplier, will debut on YouTube on May 31st.

[j-jstone]

He's Hungry....

[j-jstone]

oh to hold a fat boy's belly

[j-jstone]

[j-jstone]

i was burning up a fever. i didn't care much how long i lived. but i swear i thought i dreamed him. he never asked me once about the wrong i did.

[j-jstone]

just thinking about birdie and sil and how they are actually the perfect match for each other. silvio is the kim kitsuragi to birdie's harry du bois. birdie is volatile, unhinged, and needs a lot of steering, but sil is willing to be an absolute freak with him, despite being so buttoned up. like yeah, birdie flies off at the worst times, and he frankly says so many things out of pocket that probably the only reason he's alive is because he's married to the Fixer. but like. give sil a reason to completely let loose and be nuts with birdie, and he absolutely will do it.

[j-jstone]

i was burning up a fever. i didn't care much how long i lived. but i swear i thought i dreamed him. he never asked me once about the wrong i did.

[j-jstone]

just thinking about birdie and sil and how they are actually the perfect match for each other. silvio is the kim kitsuragi to birdie's harry du bois. birdie is volatile, unhinged, and needs a lot of steering, but sil is willing to be an absolute freak with him, despite being so buttoned up. like yeah, birdie flies off at the worst times, and he frankly says so many things out of pocket that probably the only reason he's alive is because he's married to the Fixer. but like. give sil a reason to completely let loose and be nuts with birdie, and he absolutely will do it.

[j-jstone]

anything for the peoples princess

[j-jstone]

anything for the peoples princess

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society