Don't let my looks fool you♥

I am DLN-069! An ex-worker of a little mine factory, though my expiration date has been set I have fought that away now I'm here to stay! A completely functional robot that loves gems and shiny things alike if I like you maybe I'll show you my prized jewels♥ (Independent Role-Play Blog Just ask, can play with anyone! If you're a Megaman related role-play blog I'd be happy to follow back, but I really don't mind playing with all MMeras, maybe even some out of the fandom if it doesn't get too much of a hassle!)

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time to sleep even if it's like super freakin' early, I need my beaaauty rest!♥ Night loves.

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Eeeee good idea!!! And you can be a rock.

I would recommend stripper but that’s too easy for you

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Halloween is a day where you can dress like a slut and get away with it though!♥ Pff oh well, um, I must go now *Sets you down* I will see you tomorrow my baby boo icey-wicey snuggle muffin *kisses your head*

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I can hide myself among dollies and scare everyone when they pass by :D

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You can do that on Halloween! That would be a wonderful idea, we can dress you up all cutesy like an undead doll♥♥

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I’m going to pee on you >:O

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You don't need to pee though! *Squeezes more* Ahh you're so wonderful like a stuffed animal

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Because I love you and it’s true!! :>

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*Squeezes* I'm going to turn you into a living slushie

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and I will have a new dad every other week

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Ice no why would you say that

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[hugs] Its okay I was joking you’d be a great mama :^)

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Mama? Um, okay! I suppose I could be a really good mother I will read you stories every night and I will make you the best breakfast ever every morning.

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If we were human and I was your son I would have been taken away by child services by now

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That's really mean, Ice. I would be the best parent ever, but you are not my son right now so it doesn't matter! I mean it kind of matters but not to a point because you can do tons of stuff already and-- Pfff. Nevermind.

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No the last time you took me clubbing you left me alone on a chair so I sat in the bathroom for a while and then walked home by myself :I

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Did..Did I really? I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh *holds tighter* I'm surprised you didn't get mugged or something but that wouldn't matter you're a strong independant robot who don't need no help mhm.

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OOOOH you can be a good pimp

with all the bling bling and stuff!! You can go pimp everyone and shower them in jewels all the time yes

the bejeweled prostitutes!!!!!!!!

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Mmmm, girl. You would be the cutest thing ever but you're not going to be a whore. I still want to take you partying with me again, didn't you enjoy last time?♥ *nuzzles the top of your head*  c|

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you watch one day i’m going to become a professional prostitute and you can’t stop me

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Oh my gosh. Stop that!! You bad kid.. But if you do become a prostitute I'll become your pimp and make sure you sell yourself good. Your street name could be Vanilla Ice.

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[pinches his lower lip] wuh, um, okay! But I like being cute and awkward it makes it to much more funnier than it is because if I was older and said all this everyone would think I was a pervert :o

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Oh but everyone here is a pervert so you'd just be a bot that just wants to get laid really badly. *picks you up and cuddles* but I'm not gonna let that happen no no no you're too cute and sweet and my lil' baby boo Iceyyyy

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;_; Am I really getting that bad??? [shuffles his feet]

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Yes, yes you are! I can't believe you but.. You are older than me so I suppose it's normal to grow a little out of what you appear to be. Hmm if only you looked older it would be much less awkward for me to hear such things coming out of that cute little mouth of yours!

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my name is jewelman and im a big fart!

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Gosh darnit

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my name is jewelman and im a big fart!

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Nah.

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You sure? I can take you to my house and you can sleep on my bed it’s big and very comfy♥♥♥

[bubbous]

No no no! I still can function!

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Aw alrighty then, Bubbles. If you say so!

[bubbous]

Nah.

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You sure? I can take you to my house and you can sleep on my bed it's big and very comfy♥♥♥