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[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

howdy! i'm lemon! i'm 23 and i go by he/it. let me know if you need anything tagged. im mostly just having fun lol

my pfp is by @kobeyko !!!!!

my other blog is @slightlydopeygent !!!!

sillay photos below ⬇️

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

lwkey pissin me off that cucumbers get called pickles but like... a pickled onion is a pickled onion... kinda want some fun names for these other pickled foods.

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

wrong picture.... it is frequently like this though

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

lwkey pissin me off that cucumbers get called pickles but like... a pickled onion is a pickled onion... kinda want some fun names for these other pickled foods.

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

fuck now im nearly crying because i was looking at seals. FUCK

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[hexoskeleton]

There are just so many characters that should've been women.

[sioltach]

Anyone notice how it's all a woven tapestry

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

i am sooo confused....

#confused

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

TOOK COLD BATH. BRAIN WORKING AGAIN #myBrian

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

i am sooo confused....

#confused

[stopwhatyouredoingrightnow]

ow