Stupid Deaths Skeleton Unpaid Intern

Jasper || she/they || There is no rhyme or reason here

[j-sprrr]

i love when our drinks are butchfemme

[j-sprrr]

wake up everyone new crackship throuple just dropped

[konfettiklown]

i judt do not know who to believe

[theartofangirling]

record longest possible flight from Florida to California

[poffim]

I love the ditto Pokémon haha

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

[irmavep11]

they need to stop telling us things, some of us are trying to draw

[j-sprrr]

leg hair that has literally always been there:

brain: it's The Spiders. Many, many spiders. Valiant Georg has ceased his guzzling and his 10,000 accursed beasts have fled the cave to your legs specifically.

[zinesbycee]

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

[izzy-mccalla]

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

[badsciencejokes]

This would affect the trout population.

And the economy

[loth-caatgirl]

[daisukoth]

wait what-

The achievement for listening to GLaDOS, and going into her trap is called "Good Girl" in the (brazilian) portuguese version...

[skopostheorie]

Sports guys tend to be straight and sports women tend to be gay which shows that liking sports makes you want to have sex with women

[foxgirltail]

[j-sprrr]

yes i need a lesbian werewolf show but it NEEDS to be cringey as fuck. please god it needs to be everything to 14 year olds and unbearable three years later. don't even look at netflix this show needs to make -3 cents and then millions years later when its dragged back to relevance from the pits of hell by some young adults chasing drops of nostalgia like dying plants pressed up against a lamp.

[alm0sthere]

[criticalbeauregard]

4/6: lady kima of vord rq by @j-sprrr

tried a slightly different shading technique w this one idk how i feel about it yet. kima is one of my favorite npcs ever and i actually used to draw her a lot when i was watching c1 i've just never posted them. this is the first time i've drawn her since tlovm has been out though, so i combined the two designs. i'm always holding out hope for us getting to learn more about her and allura's adventuring days somehow down the line, i hope we get to see them in s3 a lot.

[elphabicone]

Cynthia Erivo (Elphaba), Ariana Grande (Glinda) and director Jon M. Chu in Wicked BTS photo via Ariana Grande's Instagram

[j-sprrr]

No wait...