Umm...

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[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[marithlizard]

I definitely don't have the emotional fortitude to watch that, but it sounds amazing.

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[foxanddana]

Scully + glasses in “Young at Heart” and her cup matching her curtains

[invaderxan]

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[beardedmrbean]

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[boydykedoctor]

ao3 comments will be like “i like this line of your fic” and my reply will be like “fantastic thank you here’s my entire thought process about how i ended up with that particular line and also an outline for another fic i have and fifteen resources i used to research 1980s politics” and nobody asked for that chill

[yokothetypo]

i asked for that

[lizardlicks]

No we 100% asked for that.

[spacecasehobbit]

Definitely asked for that, and also here’s the other three dozen lines from your fic that I liked and the outline for the fic they inspired me to write plus some extra character meta that at this point is only tangentially related to your fic but was definitely inspired by those 1980s politics resources and -

[greenjudy]

Yep.

[saathi1013]

This is literally how I made most of my fandom besties.

[sweetiepie08]

Listen…

Fic Commenters: If you ever want to make a comment going on depth about a part of a fic that stood out to you, but think “does the author really want to read all this?” The answer is YES! YES WE DO WANT TO READ ALL THAT!!!!

Fic authors: If you ever see a comment that makes you want to explain your thought process behind your writing, and you think “does the commenter really want to read all this?” The answer is YES! YES WE DO WANT TO READ ALL THAT!!!

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[ouatsqincorrect]

i was listening to a podcast last night which is hosted by three actors and they were saying how when you act, it’s totally normal to make a lot of heavy eye contact but that looking at someone’s lips is weird and not a normal thing to do when you’re playing two platonic characters so anyway—

what is this then

[godlessondheimite]

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”

[playwrongs]

[godlessondheimite]

thank you…i should have known it was him

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[pulpsandcomics2]

Massimo Carnevale

[banji-effect]

Georges Braque, The Castle at Roche-Guyon, 1909

[decadentqueentidalwave]

If you see a Service Animal in public, ignore it!

Their handler has been asked about this 20 times already. They’re tired.

Their handler has already been yelled at for being “mean,” and not letting people pet it.

You cooing over it or petting it will distract it from helping its handler. Especially if the animal needs to constantly be on the alert for seizures or something.

It’s doing a job. Imagine if someone bothered you in your workplace just because they thought you were cute.

The animal does not exist to amuse you. Leave it alone.

Seriously. Go to a pet store or a shelter and ask to play with those animals. Bug your friends. Watch cute videos. Anything else.

[radishgirlsenpai]

And teach your kids about this!!

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving