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Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

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yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

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How the fuck…

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What

nunyabizni

it’s legit

https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/11/death_of_hhs_official_daniel_b.html

livewithsomeregrets

Ah yes, he beat himself to death in the night next to a garage.

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

sushinfood

this is NUTS

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Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

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wait a second

So excited to see @thisiscarlile with @chloee_sturm at @sl33pingvillag3!! (at Sleeping Village) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq1DR4wlpeP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1llpn3lfkuk8s

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I've missed this, guys. #futsal #soccer #slaughterhouse19 (at Harrison Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqtKbVWF73z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=141swofv0doa5

#futsal #soccer #slaughterhouse19

I got my new jersey and hat in over the weekend. I was honestly almost in tears. I've put a lot of work into this company, a lot of time and money I don't necessarily have, but I do it because I love the industry and I want to help make some dreams a reality. If you want one, get yours at https://gamersapparel.co.uk/store/Poseidon. You won't regret it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BorNhNeh0fL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17rpxyh441zar

I definitely don't deserve @chloee_sturm. She has made my life wonderful in so many different ways. I don't ask for anything on my birthday, I just appreciate the experiences and the time spent with my loved ones, but she always manages to surprise me. #zarya #overwatch #funkopop #funko #happybirthdaytome https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn9zqWMBo1i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pjh5xkymkiw9

#zarya #overwatch #funkopop #funko #happybirthdaytome

Gotta say, I don't think 28 looks too bad on me. Here's to another fun year! #happybirthdaytome https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn9SXIqBE4M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bpk1av1m8npk

#happybirthdaytome

tv-nerd-aus

Akilah Green on Chelsea

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The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

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Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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Some of you might be waking up to discover the unfortunate news about the untimely passing of actor Stefán Karl Stefánsson. The vast majority of you probably know him as Lazytown antagonist Robbie Rotten, thanks in no small part to the silvagunner-led surge in popularity to the song “We are number one”. Others might know him for his vast theater career, or even in the game For Honor. Regardless of how you came to know him, at only 43 years of age his death is absolutely devastating for a lot of people – the world is less without him.

Goodbye, Stefán.

“Time is the most valuable thing in life because it never comes back. And whether you spend it in the arms of a loved one or alone in a prison cell, life is what you make of it. Dream big.”

orchestraordie

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

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I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away

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it costs $0.00 to be a good person.

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When she finally posts a picture that isn’t from the shoulders up and she’s a little chubby.

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what about more then a little chubby?

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phon3y

wholesome

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noctomania

waaitwaitwait….is missy fuckin aging backward or some shit bc whattttt

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She put her age down flipped it and reversed it

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’