hi?

[j0n-cr4n3]

Hey... im Jonathan.. I guess yeah

ooc below

Hey okay this does have alot of au and headcanons there is some cannon stuff I sorta take tid bits from the its his grandma and his father lore so

He is 17 in this so don't be gross no homophobia transphobia racism xenophobia or nazis

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m glad we agree on that then…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Nods*

Cool cool

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Very cool.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... ill get it out of the hanger..

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Make sure not to take Cain’s…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... i dont think his has pop rocks and glitter mixed in it.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“So you got it from a party?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

No ellie did

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Ah…hm.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

You good?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m glad we agree on that then…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Nods*

Cool cool

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Very cool.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... ill get it out of the hanger..

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Make sure not to take Cain’s…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... i dont think his has pop rocks and glitter mixed in it.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“So you got it from a party?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

No ellie did

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m glad we agree on that then…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Nods*

Cool cool

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Very cool.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... ill get it out of the hanger..

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Make sure not to take Cain’s…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... i dont think his has pop rocks and glitter mixed in it.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“So you got it from a party?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

No ellie did

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m glad we agree on that then…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Nods*

Cool cool

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Very cool.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... ill get it out of the hanger..

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Make sure not to take Cain’s…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... i dont think his has pop rocks and glitter mixed in it.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m glad we agree on that then…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Nods*

Cool cool

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Very cool.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... ill get it out of the hanger..

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m glad we agree on that then…”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Nods*

Cool cool

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Yes the drink.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... of course the drink

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No I do not want coke…I can’t drink anything still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... the drink? .. right

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What?” *He looked at him with wide eyes*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... coke do you wnat some. I mean its not that strange of a question

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm I’ll take nerd over dork.” *He smiled hugging him once more time before he moved back*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Want some coke ?

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh come on give me a break sweet pea.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Sorry cant nerd

*Shoves his shoulder gently*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’ll take that.” *He smiled broadly*

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are sucha dork

*Breathes a sorta laugh*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*he smiles and hugs him back patting his back* “It’s amazing being your dad.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*Rolls his eyes*

Yeah well its been fine being under your care.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“…okay only because I don’t want to ruin this moment. Can I have a hug?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Cause its your day apparently

*Hugs him*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

*Shoves a card(inside is a suspicious amount of money)in his face*

Here hermes... cause your a dad i guess

“Aw thank you…this is a lot of money.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Course dont mention it

[j0n-cr4n3]

“Jon?” *He knocked on his door* “Hey sweet pea I’m back from the hospital.”

*throws something out the window and runs up to the door*

Hermes?!

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“In the flesh I got Angela down for a nap I thought I owed you an apology for worrying you.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

I thought you died

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Some people did I’m sorry.” *He opened his arms a bit for a hug* “But I told you I’ll always be here for you I meant that.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Your fucking stupid

*Totally not crying*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“I’m very stupid.” *He nods and pulls him in for a hug* “I’m sorry.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Im supposed to die first

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“No sweet pea.” He rubbed his back a bit* “I want you to live good and long okay?”

[j0n-cr4n3]

Yeah but people actually want you around

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“People want you around. Who says they don’t? I’ll fight em!” *He looked not at all ready to fight with an IV drip hooked up to his stomach to get nutrients and eye bags*

[j0n-cr4n3]

Common sense... do you need to sit down

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Not at all. I mean maybe in a bit but still.” *He ruffled his hair with a bit of effort of how tall he was*

[j0n-cr4n3]

*moves them towards his bed*

Sit

*sits at his desk*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Alright alright.” *He moves and sits down* “and I want you around no matter what’s going on. Or anything.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

You are hopeless heremes absolutely hopeless

*shuts his window*

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“You think so?” *He smiles* “I think I have a lot of hope.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

*looks at him blinking alot*

.... you are a few screws away from being a toolbox.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“What kinda tools do I have in me? Huh? I like to the a good hammer hm what else?” *He didn’t mind talking about this he was not afraid of death not really*

[j0n-cr4n3]

... im calling you dumb. Its an idom... you know like a few screws loose. I meant there is no hope for getting you to see another way or change perspective.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Oh ha sorry you’d be right with that I guess…hm” *He frowned a bit he was dumb all things considered* “In my defense I don’t know what an idol is.” *He waved it off* “anyway you’ve been okay with me gone? I know Robo was here but still.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

I gathered... Ive been fine I guess. How was the hospital

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“It was…well it was something kinda scary but I’m back now so that’s all that matters.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

We're all glad your back

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Im happy to be back.” *He smiled*

[j0n-cr4n3]

How's the spawn

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Angela? She’s doing good taking a nap after I’ve feed her.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

That's good im glad she came out well.

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“She looks just like Cain it’s crazy.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

... thats strange he wasn't apart of the baby making progress that was just a i guess there's no realistic way to say potion

[the-odd-eyes-ofhermes]

“Hm yeah.” *He shrugged a bit* “I didn’t really try and think of all the logistics of it.”

[j0n-cr4n3]

I guess it is magic so....