FFF: Facetime-Farting Felix
[Most likely a one shot, but maybe I'll do mini's of him when I'm having a huge story block like I am rn LOL]
Riiiiiiing Riiiiiiiiiiing
I pick up my phone and see an incoming call from my friend, Felix. He's currently on vacation with his family, so I'm a bit surprised to hear from him. I decided to answer the phone only to drop it IMMEDIATELY in a flustered shock.
"Felix, why is your ENTIRE ASS OUT"
Holy shit the mound of cakes on this man is insane he is so lucky we are in separate places right now
"DUDE I'M BOOOOOOOOOORED" Felix complains, completely ignoring my question and letting out a groan, slamming his face into the pillow before peaking up, he pouts a little bit and says "Please entertain me...."
I sigh and pick up my phone off the floor, still blushing but also having a bit of a frustrated look on my face
"Fine, what do you wanna do?"
He lets out possibly the BEEFIEST fart I've ever heard before continuing "I just don't wanna be alone man, gramps and granny are playing shuffle board and I'm stuck here with sushi gut and no AC so my ass is out my dick is swanging, I got HELLA gas-" brrpprprprtffft "and I can't do shit about it."
I just scoff at this "Maybe don't eat the sushi next time" I tease
"mAyBe JuSt DoN't EaT tHe SuSh- shut the fuck up man"
A growly and slightly wet fart escapes him
I laugh at this and say "Yeah, yeah, wuck my ass bi bitch"
He laughs back before saying "I mean I could if you want-"
I immediately get flustered again, I think he notices this cuz he smirks a bit and adjusts the camera up so I can see a bit more of his ass as he lays down on his stomach
"You know, you don't gotta beat around the bush with me dude, if you have a crush on me STILL after hearing my sushi blasts, I might actually have to date you"
I freak out at this, I've had a crush on Felix for years but I NEVER told him.... how long has he known??? And why is THIS the time he chooses to say something???
"I uh-" I get cut of with a meaty
I stammer a bit before continuing "I uh- um.... I don't- h-how..... how long have you known?" I say, a bit worried what this means for our friendship to admit it
"Oh, for a while." He says casually "You got an awful poker face cutie" c-cutie? Is he flirting with me right now?
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3 consecutive farts come out of his ass, I see him lift it slightly with each blast, I can tell he needs to put a little effort in to force them out each time, biting his lips and closing his eyes slightly
"Honestly dude, don't sweat it." He continues "The feeling's been mutual for years I just never- URRRRRRRRP *hic* 'scuse me... never knew how to approach you cuz I'm always afraid OUUUUUUUUUURP you wouldn't be able to handle me at my worst"
After those 2 huge bleches, he punctuates his sentence with a fart and honestly... I just stare at him. I have no idea how else ro react. He is acting a bit strange though. I've heard him rip a few squeaky farts before but never like this... I then think back to his little hiccup after he burped.
"Was there alcohol at the sushi bar?"
"Are you drunk right now?"
That's a yes, no wonder he's acting like this, now I feel like I'm taking advantage of seeing his body like this.
"Um... I have to go do something with my sis- but uh.... if you're still bored we can play 8ball on our phones or something?" I decide to lie, wanting to leave so that I'm not getting this ass show for free, but also not wanting to leave him high and dry
I see him pout before he goes "Awwwww man... really? Alright that's good URRRP- oof.... well I hope you have a good night... and day.... or whatever..."
I just giggle at this, and say "You too, get some rest if you can, k?"
"Sure mom, OH by the way I have one last thing to tell you!"
I look him the eyes and see his face all serious yet seemingly a bit excited
"Well....." he lifts his phone up and holds it behind his back, giving me a full view of his ass as if I waa laying behind him
VRIBBRPPRPRPPRUUUUUUUUUUURTTTtp
"Ah~ EAT THAT LOSER" he laughs and brings the phone to his face so I can only see his eyes and forehead "LOVE YOU BYE MMMMMMMWAH" he blows a fat kiss before hanging up and now I'm just laying in my bed... flabbergasted.... and hard as a rock if I'm being honest....
"Love you too..." I say to no one, before sighing, laying down in my bed, and looking to the ceiling "Maybe I'll call him tomorrow... I... I wanna know how serious he was"
[Teehee hope you enjoyed~ this was a fun change of pace for me and I might do a part 2, I doubt this will become a full series but I think a route where they (very obviously will) get together would be fun, we'll see. Bye bye for now!]