Babygirl

Princess Jai

[drakeismybf-deactivated20160319]

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

[retrogamingblog]

[softwaring]

i hate how the slightest inconvenience can ruin my entire mood. being a sensitive btch is tough. 

[depression-healthy-carrier]

ho ho holy shit I wanna die

[surrealist-lyricist]

Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

[theocseason4]

[venganza]

[imposterogers]

why did no one ever tell me hugh jackman didn’t know that wolverines were a real animal

[imposterogers]

imagine telling hugh jackman to go to the zoo

[nemanja-bogdanov]

[jigglyturk]

Uber driver: “so where are you going at this time man?”

Me: “just to a friends house.. Chill, watch movies”

Driver: “oh I see I see haha, I love telling girls I’m gonna chill with them and watch a movie, good on you man nothing wrong with some fun”

Me: “oh no the guy I’m going to meet is aware that I’m gonna be inside him for most of the night but we’re gonna chill and watch movies afterwards too”

Driver:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[jehovahhthickness]

Bloop.

[westafricanbaby]

FACTS!!!!

[dailyrhodey]

[warmstim]

| patmcgrathreal

[rocksteddieandbebop]

My cat has decided to volunteer as tribute…

[tainbocuailnge]

bite the vampire first to establish dominance

[salemclowntrials]

uguu pardner~~

[gaming-granny-deactivated202211]

*stern voice* M E O W. *reaches to grab you ominously*

[salemclowntrials]

what the fuck

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN