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@jack--monroe
Where's security?
That’s fuckin’ weird mate
I mean don't get me wrong. I would never pass up beautiful women in my room...And I've kept that promise to myself. But I prefer not have grubby little hands rummaging through my belongings.
Where's security?
These fans are relentless sometimes. I came back to my hut today to find a few girls going through my clothes and smelling my sheets.
The heat here is ruining my hair, and I just got off the plane.
Yeah, you're looking a tad rough, sweetheart. But that's to be expected after an extensive plane ride. However, on the other hand they do have restrooms to freshen up in. Unless you were occupying someone else in there...
This is Tampa, huh? It’s… warm.
You could say that. I don't even know why we left Europe to come back to the uneventful states, but the people still want to see our impeccable faces so we have to roll with the punches. Guessing it's your first time in Tampa?
FC: Ed Westwick
Name: Jack Monroe
Age: 25
Occupation: Burlesque Lounge Owner
Birth date: December 4th
Jack didn’t necessarily have the most normal childhood. He grew up in the south, and you would think that would mean his family was very tight knit; but in reality they really weren’t. Sure, the four of them would go to all the barn parties and town meetings and act like a perfect family, but when they were at home things were the complete opposite. They would all go off and live their own lives, leaving Jack up to his own devices. He quickly found out about the existence of porn, and slowly but surely developed quite a passion for it. So this desire to become an entrepreneur and open his own lounge was a plot to get his parents to notice him. For once, he wanted to be the golden child; the one that everyone wanted to be.
When you first meet the guy, he doesn’t seem too bad. Mostly people just figure he’s a typical guy. Someone who likes to go out and have a good time; and if that includes a bunch of women, all the better. But deep down, he’s really not as nice as he seems. He’s manipulative, demanding, and refuses to give in. He’s always right, and if you don’t agree, well then that’s unfortunate; for he’ll just find some way to get rid of you.
Personality:
+: Determined, Forthright, Daring, and Playful
-: Deceptive, Arrogant, Private, and Abrasive
Secret:
At the ripe age of 18, he got away with rape. The girl was too afraid to tell anyone.
Connections:
Sydney Kix – Dancer at Lounge
Brody Ames – Best Friend
Delilah Walker – Mortal enemy
Well what do you think I do when everyone’s gone, huh? I’m not just gonna suffer alone. That’s not my style. You haven’t thought about me? Well I’m hurt. But what’s important is the now, I’ll give you that. Pft, I wish. More like I was riding it out on surfboard. But I must admit, you have a good chin. Probably good to sit on.
I'm not sure, but I imagine that it's something you wouldn't want your parents knowing. A woman should never suffer alone. Next time give me a call. You may have crossed my mind a couple times, but now that I know about your secret asset you'll be in my dreams. I'm sure you have yet to come across the longest surfboard of your life. Why, thank you. Must be the golden genes because that comment has been passed down for generations.
Well I wouldn’t know any of that without proof; so I can only go on intuition. Please, have you seen my tongue?
Or you could go off of an idea. Your imagination is your greatest tool sometimes. No, but now that I have you've got my attention. Have you been storing that beauty in a escalade or something?
Of course not. Well I do, thank you very much. It’s all based on what you all can do for me, after all.
Well I hope you know who can only provide the best. Though that goes both ways as well.
Everything I'll Ever Need - Hayden Panettiere and Jonathan Jackson
Don’t worry, you’re on the list, bud.
Oh, I wasn't worried about that. Just wanted to make sure you had people in the right order.
TT: Describe the best sex you've ever had.
You mean the time when you consented? No, that wasn’t fun at all. It's better when you're hushed.
TT: Which guys would you like to sleep with? Be honest.
Do you want all of them listed in alphabetical order or…?
Yes.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. All of me is saying no, because like always, you disgust me.
Then what are those noises emerging from within? They are signaling to me that I should keep pursuing you.
Since you won’t shut the fuck up.
Now…
Finally, we are getting somewhere. Are you sure you want me to leave? Your eyes are telling me different.
