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Jack Kelly is bi and in love with Davey. Pass it on.

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[cockdestroya]

[sassy-noodle-head]

If you recognize this shirt, you’re my favorite person.

[sassy-noodle-head]

Go buy this gun right now. If you can’t, I’ll buy it for you, just gEt SoMe iN yOuR mOuTh

[orphan-with-a-stutter]

Now that’s a beautiful smile that spreads like butter

I’m in always in love with him

He’s so cute I just want to hug him

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Les: I made a marshmallow Spot! See? His arm are crossed 'cause he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it.

Spot [choked up]: It's fine.

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Davey [texting Jack after the police came during the strike]: I don't care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Jack: Alive.

Davey: Not in jail?

Jack: *read 3:46 AM*

Davey: JACK

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Katherine: This, right here, is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.

Jack: I've cultivated that reputation.

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Jack: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

Race: Um...48 into 120?

Jack: I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories from fat.

Davey: It's 40%.

Davey: Well, 48 over 120 equals x over 100 and then cross multiply and get the value of x.

Jack: Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.

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Jack: [to Spot and Race] Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks, I'll check the cabinets, and [to Davey] Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.

Davey: What?! Why do I get this...dubious looking device?!

Jack: Because only Velma would say 'dubious device'. Velma gets the spooky fridge.

Katherine: What does that make you, Jack? Fred?

Jack: Bitch, I'm Daphne.

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Jack: Why do you just assume I'm not going to be helpful?

Davey: Because you're a dickwad.

Jack: But I'm your dickwad.

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Katherine: You're an idiot.

Jack: I've never claimed to be otherwise.

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Davey: Wait, how do you know that Jack is great in bed?

Race: We share a wall, so either he's amazing in bed, or Katherine just likes to agree with him a lot.

Race: Loudly and a lot.

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“I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.”

— Spot Conlon, most definitely 

[jack-kellyisbi]

I’m- ok yeah this is me.

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Katherine: Jack, do you think we talk about relationship enough?

Jack: Yeah. Do we have any fruit roll ups?

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Jack: You guys, does this look like something someone dating Davey would wear?

Race: I don't know, you might be the first one.

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Davey: But, you know, it's not going to be easy this test. It's not like the Canadian citizenship test.

Jack: How do you know the Canadian test is easy?

Davey: It's Canada. Question one: Do you want to be Canadian? Question two: Really?

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Davey: I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Kath-Ka-Kath-

Jack: Katherine!

Davey: Katherine.

Jack: With a K.

Davey: Ah, Katherine with a K. Sounds like pure class. With a K.