Stanley Uris

Otherwise known as the Jewish Bird God Gay®

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v old

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[richietoaster]

i feel like reddie is the type of relationship where richie would ask eddie out but eddie wouldnt even know it was a date and they'd basically be dating without eddie realizing it until one of the other losers finally spelled it out for him

Richie: takes Eddie out to a movie, treats him to some fast food, takes him home to have an XFiles marathon and holds his hand

The other losers: eddie how is your relationship with richie?

Eddie: what

Eddie: we aren’t in a relationship

The losers:

Eddie:

Eddie: FUCK

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[drarry-imagines]

If Harry had been a Slytherin, 2nd year would’ve been so fun for him. The moment the rumors of him being the heir of Slytherin got out, no one would’ve stood a chance.

The literal morning after, you see Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson shoving everyone out the way saying “Move peasants, let the heir through!”, while Harry Potter is carried on Crabbe and Goyles shoulders like some makeshift throne, behind them Blaise Zambini plays “Bow Down by Beyoncé” on top volume.

No one questions it, not even the teachers.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt-deactivated20260716]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[sassy-noodle-head]

If you recognize this shirt, you’re my favorite person.

[melonmemes]

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[sassy-noodle-head]

It’s true my dudes. Pass it on.

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