Jackalope Says

Jack is 9 years old. These are things that he says.

[jackalopesays]

I made the mistake of making THIS tumblr my “main” account, but I don’t use this anymore. I barely use @sarahabein anymore, but if Twitter implodes, that’s probably where you’ll find me.

[lesbiantwelve]

unit squad + ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jackalopesays]

perfection

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics featuring F. Scott Fitzgerald, Edith Wharton, Agatha Christie, J.D. Salinger, Daphne du Maurier, Friedrich Nietzsche, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on July 12, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck! Follow macrolit.books to qualify for our ig giveway. 📚

[macrolit]

Here’s our brand new giveaway!

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, we’re giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2018-19 Harper Perennial Olive Editions! And this year, all of the Olives are CLASSICS! <3 Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 10, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, for the third straight year, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[macrolit]

Special Giveaway: We’re giving away three vintage Shakespeare Signet Classics paperbacks. This is a special giveaway for macrolit followers who are following on both Tumblr and Twitter! Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr and on Twitter (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post and adding your Twitter name as a tag. We will choose a random winner on July 14, so reblog now! And yes, we’ll ship to any country! Easy, right? Good luck! :D For our non-Twitter followers, here’s our regular giveaway of 15 vintage paperback classics.

[macrolit]

Here’s our brand new Twitter giveaway. :)

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Virginia Woolf, James Baldwin, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, we’re giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2017-18 Harper Perennial Olive Editions! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 18, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Easy, right? Good luck!

[jackalopesays]

yoooooooooo

[jackalopesays]

Exiting LAX

His Grandma: Smells like flowers.

Jack: Smells like allergies.

[macrolit]

Special Giveaway: We’re giving away four lovely Dover Thrift Edition classics by Jane Austen, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allan Poe, and Franz Kafka! This is a special giveaway for MacroLit followers who are following on both Tumblr and Twitter! 

Enter to win these classics by: 1) following MacroLit Tumblr and on Twitter (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post and adding your Twitter name as a tag. We will choose a random winner on March 1, so reblog now! And yes, we’ll ship to any country! Easy, right? Good luck! :D Oh, and for our non-Twitter followers, here’s our regular giveaway contest. 

[macrolit]

Be sure to read the instructions. This one is different. ;) And yes, you can reblog this up to five times. Good luck!

[blackmorgan]

Mama ginger kitty adopts four orphaned baby hedgehogs after their mother dies, and raises them alongside her own kitten.

INature

[lilylilymine]

spikey babies you are good. soft mom loves all her children.

[jackalopesays]

I love these stories.

[jackalopesays]

Jack is apparently feeling serious about office supplies:

"This is a pretty nice binder. Not as nice as Grace's, but it satisfies all of my needs."

[jackalopesays]

When I went downstairs to get in my jammies, I got distracted and started using pieces of foam to make versions of famous monuments and then belly-flopping on them. Instead of the Statue of Liberty, I did the Statue of LiberTOE and this small black piece of foam was the toenail.

Jack, 9-7-16

[jackalopesays]

Don't touch me with your pepper hands!

Jack, 8-10-16

[jackalopesays]

When I saw this USDA thing in this ad, first thing I thought it could stand for is United States Da America.

Jack, 8-4-16

[jackalopesays]

So much game chattering...

Me: Are you talking to me? Or are you talking to yourself?

Jack (looks up from his game): I'm... not sure?

[jackalopesays]

On a scale of 1-10...

Jack: There are two things I would rank a 9.5, as in they are almost perfect, but not quite.

Me: Okay.

Jack: *takes a long sip of his water and stares at me*

Me: Uh, were you going to elaborate?

Jack: OH! I thought I said. Well, this crunchwrap and the Ghostbusters movie. They are both a 9.5.