MADDIE !1!!11

hai

[jackassposer]

hai this my intro post ok??? ok

okay hi im maddie subject to change

any probouns okay im not picky

im super interested in south park and stardew valley and the beatles and alien stage and the magnus archives the falsettos you name it i probably like it

im in a ton of fandoms tho i dont feel like listing them all cuz im LAZY

i took a super long like break not break i just deleted tumblr but im back now 🥹✌️

follow me if you fw mitch marsico btw pls…………..

K LOVE MY BOYFRIFN YOU ALL SUCK NUTS HE IS THE BESTEST

okay dni if you fall under the basic dni criteria also if youre a proshipper or a nazi or a nazi defender or if youre pro israel or if your names zoe liar (jk i love you zoob) or if you support trump okay if youre a trumpie genuinely what could you possibly be doing on tumblr okay whatever

idc if adults interact with me just dont be weird

i got my username from felic because it was an inside joke that we made like a year ago but it was a year ago and i cant remember the joke but its still funny so im keeping it

im not a jackass poser anymore i watched some

i 16 okaaayy oh andim autistic

thats all i feel like putting okay thanks bai

[fuchsea]

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

[jackassposer]

when im on pinterest i remember im moots with THE skidfart on tumblr

[mackdaddyofthecravate]

[jackassposer]

you should watch dick figures,,,, it's so epicsauce

tysm for the rec ill look into it!!

[the-real-save-point]

yay,,,,,, you can skip episode 35 and 44 because 35 is the first five minutes of the movie (which is on internet archive btw!!!) and 44 is the song at the end of the movie and there's a line that spoils the movie because you're not supposed to listen to it before the movie

[jackassposer]

OKAYA THANK YOY MOOTIE

[jackassposer]

you should watch dick figures,,,, it's so epicsauce

tysm for the rec ill look into it!!

[sh4wtycore]

[jackassposer]

why does it matter who i date when we literally dated too lmfao

plus didnt you guys end on good terms?? what 😭 he wasnt shitty at all dont stretch the truth bro

only thing shitty is poopmap

[jackassposer]

if you have a problem with me, tell me!! dont just post about it

[jackassposer]

bacj in the fuckin building again

but also, what summer hangout?? we never really even planned one cuz weve all been busy

[jackassposer]

why does it matter who i date when we literally dated too lmfao

plus didnt you guys end on good terms?? what 😭 he wasnt shitty at all dont stretch the truth bro

only thing shitty is poopmap

[jackassposer]

if you have a problem with me, tell me!! dont just post about it

[jackassposer]

why does it matter who i date when we literally dated too lmfao

plus didnt you guys end on good terms?? what 😭 he wasnt shitty at all dont stretch the truth bro

only thing shitty is poopmap

[n1ightw1ng]

[jackassposer]

JUNKRATJUNKRATJUNKRAT OHVYM YVKFO OHBMY HJ O @currentlysherlocked

[karinyosa]

just found out that there is a sudanfunds website! like gazafunds, it is a compilation of funds for people facing genocide

[cantdrawhands]

paratise (pt. 1)

[jackassposer]

"Donate or share kindly, not forcefully.

Every donation, no matter how small, can make a big difference.

By sharing or supporting, you give hope to someone in need.

Act now your donation might be someone's lifeline." .🇵🇸🍉🌷🤍🙏

i cant donate, im sorry, but im posting this so hopefully it reaches someone who can !!

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[seprenyshka]

*:..｡o○ My Clematis ○o｡..:*

[smashingorpassing]

some organizations working on the ground in gaza right now

gaza soup kitchen

the sameer project

salam charity

watermelon relief