KaoVel ⋆˚࿔

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔ Hello my Dear’s! Give me something to write 𓂃✍︎ ⋆˚࿔ I ❤️ Alastor𝜗𝜚˚⋆✮

[koaraira]

˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ Masterlist˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

Hazbin hotel:

Fluff = ♡ Dirty jokes = ⚠︎ Dark themes = ‼

⭑.ᐟ Alastor's Masterlist! ⭑.ᐟ

Roommates! - ♡ What are we...? - ♡ Flexibility - ♡ ⚠︎ Roses are red... - ♡ ⚠︎ Crushing on Alastor - ♡ How high? - ‼

⭑.ᐟ Vincent/Vox Masterlist! ⭑.ᐟ

Sharks! - ♡ Brighter! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! - ♡ Jokes with Vox Pt2! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt3! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt4! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt5! - ♡ Jokes with Vox! Pt6! - ♡ Correcting You - ♡ Artistic with Vox - ♡

Note from creator:

This is Kao's masterlist that I've been wanting to do for a long time! it would be so much easier to actually see the posts. I plan to write more in the future with these daily jokes! Mostly will plan writing more about rage baiting Vox, he is just a silly little guy. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡ Any other request or you think would be funny, please don't be afraid to reach out, we can turn jokes into scenario's with the character you love/like!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

[rozkraliky]

collab with @honeychiwutu !!!

[cedarrsticklycavern]

[aeminrty]

on my SOUL we are ALL cracking 83yo yuuji

[demermio]

Distraction

[riceballart]

pomni, we are SO fucked.

[captainsaltypear]

the way my heart dropped all the way to my ASS at this line

[koaraira]

⋆˙⟡ Daily Jokes with Vincent/Vox! ⋆˙⟡

Y/n: "Knock Knock."

Vox: "...Who's there?"

Y/n: "Cow goes."

Vox: "Not again... Cow goes who?"

Y/n: "No, cows go MOOOO dumbasss"

Vox: ".....OH FOR FU-"

Vox's crashes out after hearing another cow joke. It might be his worst fear now.

[notherpuppet]

[koaraira]

⋆˙⟡ Daily Vincent/Vox! ⋆˙⟡

Vox's life with Reader, who is an artist and always uses him as a reference to draw.

Y/n: "CAN YOU STAY STILL?"

Vox: "I DIDN'T EVEN MOVE YET"

Y/n: "YES YOU DID."

Vox: "Okay, you brat. whatever!"

...

Y/n: "I can draw you pregnant."

Vox: "...I mean... I wouldn't, you know, ha-"

Y/n: "Yeah? Shut up and stay still."

[finnstati0n]

Love Me! Love Me! 💞

[ukeinglyquo]

ao3 right now

[notherpuppet]

“How’d you get those scars?” “You’ll find out soon (^ᗜ^ )”

Edit: someone said it looks like I’m de-twinkifying Alastor and I’m sincerely devastated, I would literally NEVER 😭😭😭😭 black twink rep for the win, if it looks detwinkified then I’ve just failed at drawing my intentions! 😭😭😭💔

[notherpuppet]

Alastor I love u so much

DO NOT REPOST

[notherpuppet]

some sketches

[koaraira]

⋆˙⟡ Daily meme with Vincent/Vox ⋆˙⟡

Vox correcting Reader because English isn't their first language.

Reader scolding at Valentino for something he did

Y/n: "Vox is right, Val. You can't run around like a footless chicken."

Vox: "Headless chicken, doll."

Y/n: "Uhh, no? How's the chicken suppose to run around without the head?"

Vox: "How's it run around without feet?"

Y/n: "IM NOT THE CHICKEN VOX SO WHY ARE ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTION-"

Velvette and Valentino just watching after completely forgetting Val was supposed to get scolded.

[koaraira]

⋆˙⟡ Daily jokes with Vincent/Vox ⋆˙⟡

Vox: "No joke today?"

Y/n: "Oh, I don't know... I'm looking at one right now."

Vox: "Haha..."

Y/n "I got one, Knock Knock."

Vox: "Who's there?"

Y/n "Boohoo"

Vox: "Boohoo who?"

Y/n: "Awh... don't cry, it's only a joke." Vox screen glitches in annoyance once again; he shouldn't have asked if there's a daily joke.

[koaraira]

⋆˙⟡ How high?... ⋆˙⟡

Alastor x Obsessive reader

CW: dark themes, weapon mention, blood, intense dialogue

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔

Oh, how lucky he was when he found you. Willing to do anything for him.

As you stood right in front of him, holding the knife as he lingered it around your waist, slowly moving its way up to your chin, making you look up at him with glimmering eyes. 

Alastor: “Would you jump for me?”

Y/n: “What?”

Alastor: “Would. You. Jump. For. Me?” Alastor: “Would you do that for me?” Your body froze on the spot when he asked you that question. He chuckles, his voice sweet, low and dark. He shifted the knife towards your lip, the blood from the edge dripping slowly, and he knew you were far too innocent.

However, the sound of your sweet voice lingers past his ear, making him question your sanity.

Y/n: “How high do you want me to jump?”

Alastor’s smile faltered for a moment, his eyes fixated on you, looking at him so innocently, before he started grinning ear to ear.

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔

Idk if I want continue this, maybe part 2??????