Jack; Subject Zero

"Name's Jack, I'm a teacher at Grissom Academy but who know's how long that's gonna last with this fuckin' war? Need somethin? Leave a message, I'll probably get back." {Independent Jack RP Blog for Mass Effect. Multi-shipper. ME2, ME3, POST ME3 Time-line.} FC: Alecia Beth Moore (P!nk) Male FC: Daniel Bamdad

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Anyone wanna banter? like this thread.

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How the fuck do you mistake me for a kid, Muscles?

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Who Are You - Jack X James - Closed

"HALL ASS!! Don't fall behind or I'm gonna make you WISH you were ahead'a me!" Jack bellowed over her shoulder while marching through the automatic doors; much of the facility had gone under shut down when unknown vessels had boarded the station. Everyone had scattered like rats, and right now all Jack cared about was getting her students under control and safe.

Just as Rodriguez hobbled in last, she was yanked by the collar with Jack's firm fist and pulled full force into her body. With a snarl, the crazed biotic sealed the doors shut and slammed her other fist into the now closed doors. "Could you have gotten any slower, Rodriguez?!" 

"I'm sorry, ma'am!"

Before she had a chance to rim her apprentice any further, the doors they'd just ran through were being slammed into over and over by what Jack could only assume to be heavy machinery on the other end. Quickly she threw the young girl towards the rest of the group, "up the stairs! HURRY THE SHIT UP!"

Everything was happened so fast.

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shepardtones started following you

Sup Shep?

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ooc; Open for banter if anyone wants too. Not sure if anyones up LOL

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Heh.

Good to have tits again.

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"You know, I’m actually surprised you haven’t done it up the ass. Would’ve thought you’d have enough experience to know about the shit thing."

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Standing up, annoyed he turned and scoffed. "I have, Shepard. I do know about the shit thing. You're the one being a dumb fuck about it."

Shaking his head he walked off.

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"Yeah, actually, need you to damn well educate yourself instead of making assumptions about shit getting on dicks just because gay guys stick each other in the ass."

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"Go fuck yourself, Shep. Well, actually you'd probably like it." Shrugs it off, "go save the Galaxy or some shit. I didn't come over here to sit and hear you get butthurt."

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"Obviously I know a hell of a lot more than you do. Think a guy’s pulled out of me once with shit on his dick."

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"Lucky fuckin' you then. Go shittin' read somethin' about your own anatomy." He snorts, "are you done or do you need somethin?"

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Eamon’s brow furrowed. “It would not be covered in shit." He ignored the question, annoyed at the ignorance.

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"It's an asshole, Shepard. Its either gonna be or not, depending on the fuckin' chance. Don't be a dumb fuck, you're the one who goes divin' in there all the time. Shouldn't you shittin' know that?"

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"It’s true. How can dicks be a pain in the ass if they’re anywhere else? Hmm?"

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"Well, not only will they be a pain in my fuckin' ass, but then it be covered in shit." He snorts, vulgar as ever.

"You need anythin?"

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He raised an eyebrow. “How so?"

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"Comin' to the solution of dicks bein' a pain in the ass unless they're IN an ass."

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shepards-loyalty replied to your post “Fffuuuucccckkkk… …Dicks are a pain in the ass…”

"Only if that's where you put the dick."

"Your shittin' weird, Shepard."

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Out Of Biotics: Please like this thread if I owe you. I'll respond in the morning or so.

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"They’ll be clean, I promise," she assuaged, shrugging her shoulders as she looked upon the biotic’s changed form with moderate amusement. A soft size up to see what would fit and what wouldn’t. “And seriously, I’m surprised you haven’t lost blood flow to your legs yet with that constriction."

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"I'm shittin' about too!" With a minor temper-tantrum the man stretched out his legs best he could and pushed off the remaining clothing that was clinging to his body for dear life. He could hear a rip here and a snag there, but otherwise it came off relatively unscathed.

Pushing into a stand he revealed much of his lower half bare; naked as the day he was born. "Shit, B. They might as well keep me this way if they're gonna fuck with me like this." Something did come to mind, however, "....do you like me better this way?"

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ivishepard replied to your post: Fffuuuucccckkkk… …Dicks are...

"You know, I could probably see if I can get some proper fitting pants for you down in the crew quarters…"

"Ugh, I'd gotta wear pants from another asshole?" No one really pegged Jack for the 'picky' type, but if it came to her his genitals he was more than willing to go the extra mile to keep fresh.

"Tch, fine.... alright. Yeah. Dicks tight 'n these pants." He pulled at the small cargo pants that had fit snug five seconds earlier and were not constricting his muscular thighs.

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