#shepardtones

[lukegonz-composition-blog]

Sketch 2-pink suede

Diploma stuff

hip hop ?

[subject-zero-zero-bullshit]

*Craving Twister.*

[forgedoffire]

⁇ (only/best way to meet people)

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

[msg] hy

[msg] wrex rit???

[msg] u shuld com ovr kinda lonly lol

[msg] righ nao

[cmdr-blackjack-shepard]

zombieconvict replied to your post “[voice]”

[say, "I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL"]

[[Ask and ye shall receive!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eFuMubNwCw ]]

[cmdr-blackjack-shepard]

Voice x 9, c'mon you're gonna do it no matter what. xP

[[*chuckles* You people so indulge my hamminess...

Will record when I get home then. :D Anything in particular you want to hear?]]

[it-is-vas-normandy-blog]

[theme song meme :>]

[[ That actually is pretty suiting! Half tempted to put these on a playlist for my page, Haha. ]]

[ellestabbystab]

shepardtones replied to your post

// hello! let me pretend to be your father and send you hate mail. lol

(I don't know any other way to say "hello!")

[ellestabbystab]

[Parents. Idk.] Elle: Your mother and I hope you come to realize soon that it isn't some ancient alien force that's tearing the galaxy apart. It's people like you, who live as you do and disrespect nature as you do. We are not naive enough to think our relationship with you can be salvaged, but we are contacting you out of concern for the future of the universe. Stop this.

Wow dad you figured it out. Good job! "My people" and I are totally hoping that once the human population is gone we can totally bring dinosaurs back. And use our mind control on them.

Don’t call back - unless you want a dinosaur. I’ll totally be able to hook you up soon.