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Kaledo Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

Origami Around
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Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
Office Trivia. We were the Boner Champs.
art.
I wanna lose my mind
And lose track of time
Won't someone please just give me some...
AAAAAAL-COHOLLLL
“How to Avoid Getting Lonely on a Solo Roadtrip”, as reviewed by me
Recently, I got an email from one of my favorite newsletters, Roadtrippers. And one article in particular caught my eye: "How to Avoid Getting Lonely on a Solo Roadtrip".
Now, I've noticed something at this point. Many travel sites will have a guest author write up some travel advice and at the tail end, remind you to check out their blog, story, insta, etc.
The author gets exposure and the travel site gets cheap labor.
And I don’t have a problem with this at all, if the article has good advice. But today, this advice...this is not my kinda advice.
So let's rip through it. "How to Avoid Getting Lonely on a Solo Roadtrip"
"There were challenges of being on the road, of course; the tediousness of unpacking and repacking my car at every overnight stop, the annoyance of living out of a suitcase, and the nausea that would stir up at the mere thought of eating another McDonald’s french fry. Road trip food is fun at first, but eventually you get sick of eating like a twelve-year-old at a birthday party."
My good friend and road buddy, Joel saying, "Hi cow!"
Idk who made this but y'all nailed it.
Despite what you’ve been told / I once had a soul
If I’d known today would be our last day together I would have treated you different
I would have taken you to Paris like you always wanted
Joked about the silly things you used to say at 3am
But mostly I would have asked for the password to your Netflix account (I was halfway through Brooklyn Nine Nine and now it’s gone).
Joy is experienced by being present. Not stressed about the future, nor worrying about the past. But embracing this moment.
by I can’t remember
Voted best bar across the street.
I watched this last night cuz I wanted to watch a “black film” for MLK day. I’m glad I did. There’s so much wonder and magical surrealism and heart that my eyes welled up at one scene and then my face leaked a little. It was the scene with the angry, yet loving father telling her...oh I won’t spoil it for you. It took me 2 hours later to realize it reminded me of my relationship with my own dad. NO CRYING!
2018 Accomplishments, Pt. 3
Ran a marathon. No, no, no! What you did was drunkenly join Portland’s Annual Naked Bike Ride without a bike.
Still counts. NO IT DOESN’T. You jumped in randomly with you and your trans friend both slowly taking off your underwear while you ran barefoot. And you only ran like half the race.
Ran a half marathon. Alright I’m done.
2018 Accomplishments, Pt. 2
Moved to a new city. Well I mean, I went on a roadtrip and we fell into cheap rent and easy summer jobs so...
Snuck into a Portland Trailblazers game...but I mean does that really count as an accomplishment? That’s just kinda being cheap and it’s really not all that impressive so....
Was an extra on Bird Box...are you serious right now?! You signed up as an extra and you got lucky your first gig was this random film that went on to be popular on netflix. All you did was stuff your face with free catering, play spoons and then sprint in some random town square in LA county for 8 hours. I CAN BARELY SEE YOUR FACE IN THE MOVIE.
No sick days the whole year...WHO GIVES A SHIT! All your jobs are the easiest. From delivering pizzas to being an extra to summer job taking kids to the zoo. Then you asked a zookeeper if you could “get a job being a river otter”. You’re pathetic.
Got taller...horizontally speaking. Now that I buy.
Motivated myself for 2019. God, let’s hope so.
2018 Accomplishments
Well fuck...