Jack of all trades, master of zero

God. Wrestling. Music. Positivity. Confidence. Laughter. Halen

[worshipgifs]

x

[protecticarus]

dirk gently’s holistic detective agency be like

[everythingfox]

Playing with a kitten and she slept

(via)

[hannahhillam]

QUEEN OF BLANKETS

[gahdamnpunk]

AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

as a friend pointed out, this headline makes it sound like supply will be dwindling. supply is fine. people will be *priced out*.

[tehriz]

An excellent demonstration of how it’s cowardly “journalism” to use the passive voice in headline writing. “Companies will raise the price of insulin too high for an estimated 40 million people by 2030” is the news. It’s not something that’s JUST GONNA HAPPEN.

[duckflyfly]

It’s a balance. That’s the beauty of it.

[ledger-heath]

ANNE WITH AN E A Strong Effort of the Spirit of Good (2017–2019)

[duckflyfly]

just Gilbert Blythe being a perfect gentleman

[winterswake]

Dear Anne, Since we are parting ways, perhaps forever, I feel I must unburden my heart. You are the fond object of my affection and my desire, you and you alone are the keeper of the key to my heart. Please, don’t be alarmed, I don’t expect your favor, but I can’t in good conscience not reveal myself. I’m not engaged, nor will I be, unless it’s to you Anne, my Anne with an E. It always has been and always will be you. 

With love, Gilbert. 

P. S. Thanks for the pen. Good luck at Queens.

[beif0ngs]

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

[oatmylkmachiato]

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

[bmwiid]

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

[normal-horoscopes]

LOVE IN LARGE GROUPS WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE DONT ASK FOR PERMISSION AND LET NOTHING STOP YOU

[biglawbear]

Love in large groups with overhearing force

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it this is the post that finally makes me sob

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[everythingfox]

If his name isn’t Chug I’m going to be heavily disappointed 

[starlightandtears]

Lost in the sauce

[sharmans]

Sex Education (2019 —)

[jackofalltradesmasterofzero]

mood

[stonesoupenthusiast]

So far, I’m loving the deconstruction of Sam Dean on Netflix’s Daybreak!

For a huge chunk of the first season, we only get to see her from Josh’s point of view, and it’s so obvious he puts her on a pedestal and she’s so flat/one-dimentional. Then, as the series progresses she gets more fleshed out as Josh comes to terms with stuff (via flashbacks), until FINALLY we see her outside of Josh, and of course, OF COURSE she’s a real person with real person feelings and real person issues.

[kadtherine]