The Bad Guy!

[jackofspades-l]

Ho-ho! I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C!

CLOWNS!

lancer is here!

it is i, 🍝 mod aka @spagetti-skele

i just love this bouncy little nuisance so much

update: dear god, the angst

[jackofspades-l]

are you with your girl dad yet?

if you are, and have unrestricted internet access like i suspect you do, check out this game!

[shows him ddlc]

Yeah!

Woahh.. pretty girls! I like pink so I like the girl with the pink! I’m gonna play!

[jackofspades-l]

I say go with girl dad

Hmmm...

[jackofspades-l]

who are the top choices?

Girl Dad and Lesser Dad!

[jackofspades-l]

got everything?

* He's left his room, and is trying to decide which dad to go to.

[jackofspades-l]

yes, yes, grab whatever you want to bring and go!

Okay! Don't rush me!

[jackofspades-l]

toys, then dad. hurry!

Should I bring the splat noises to listen to?

Oh! I have to bring this box of worms I collected for Lesser Dad!

[jackofspades-l]

lancer

this is important

you need to go to one of your dads and stay with them for a while

youre in danger again

Um, okay-

I just have to get some of my toys, so I can bring them!

[jackofspades-l]

uhhhh there’s spades, rouxls, queen, tenna, swatchy, Victor, swatchys spouse…

Any more I didn’t list?

There's Dad, Lesser Dad, Girl Dad, TV Dad, Bird Dad, Unicorn Dad, whoever that other one is...

You missed out Greater Dad!

[jackofspades-l]

oh btw how was digging holes with that unicorn guy

Unicord Dad isn't very good at digging holes like Dad was, but it's okay! Because that just means I'm cooler than him!

[jackofspades-l]

hmm...would the swatchling(?) be considered one of lancers 'dads' as well, considering their relationship with unicorn dad and spadess..?

Huh? What?

[jackofspades-l]

yeah!

enjoy your award!

Thank youuu!

[jackofspades-l]

yes

it used to be a giant gummy bear

WOAH!

[jackofspades-l]

here buddy

have an award for being the best

Is it edible?

[jackofspades-l]

you got like uhhh five dads i think

very many very nice

I love all my dads so so much!

[jackofspades-l]

you have so so many dads and I'm so happy for you

And I love all of them soooo much!

[jackofspades-l]

how many dads you got now round boy

LOTS!