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Missed the bus to work. Taking the next one. Supervisor didnt text back. At any other job I'd be sick with anxiety but I'm probably incapable of stooping as low as I'd need to stoop in order to warrant getting fired at this place.

Laughing so hard because I'm seriously crying, pining, heart broken after reading a really good and cute femdom het sex fic. Like oh my god I want this stupid shit in my life so bad LMAO. Tears running down my face right now.

#oasis tshirt drying with my leopard print panties

In highschool my best friend would throw huge house parties at her mom's place and we would jack guys off on omegle and play with her mom's Whale Penis Bone. And watch adult swim shorts.

#sitting in her closet. drawing yaoi while everyone one else did ghb #first night i met the first guy i fell in love with = he showed up black out drunk wearing a bright blue blazer and Pabst blue ribbon tshir

Matt johnson reminds me of when my former situationship intended to meet my mom in a tshirt covered in grease and holes and when I said to him, you need to change out of that or she will shoot you in the head, he was like "whyyyy :("

Dressed up like a whore and put make up on and molested myself in the mirror. Didn't even think to take pics, which means I might actually be healing.

Tfw you're an italian dad who provides for his 3 unemployed Italian daughters their 1% lifestyles but your last 2 movies did not win the oscars that they should have been winning

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Kristina Romanova backstage at Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini Fall/Winter 2011

#fashion

Omg new Adam wingard action horror movie with a woman protag?? 10 straight years of nothing but sell out slop from him so it BETTER BE GOOD!

9pm shift and I'm doing my chores at midnight to 2am. Soon to be doing homework as well. But it's better than spending 8 hours working with my sociopath coworker who hates meee 🧚🏻‍♀️🪷