Jack's Quotes

Often taken wonderfully out of context. Welcome to a blog entirely dedicated to Jack's words! :D Submit things to us! Main blogs: british-penguin & thefeelsareeverywhere

[jacksepticeyequotes]

Son of a little bunny bitch!

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"Willy has a crush on me and i have a crush on Willy, wait what?"

I got this quote from the last video of happy wheels! 

i really like it and hope for other people to like it :)

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DETAINED!

Paper, Please.

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“Shiny raspberry lip balm baby!” -Jack, 2016

TALKING AS IRISH AS POSSIBLE | Reading Your Comments #83 | Jacksepticeye

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I had so many chances to fall on something and then I wishy-washed through them all and said, "Hey, I love you death! Come for me!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7FLLkDnZAM

[jacksepticeyequotes]

“We’ll do one more before I start wanting to rip my hair out from the top of my head out through my intestines and back out through my arse hole.” -Jack, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7FLLkDnZAM

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“Christ on a bike cycling to Mass on a sunday!” -Jack, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJWokLDI- xQ

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A leather house. I can make that work.

Jacksepticeye, Would You Rather #8

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I will bring the wrath of a 1000 badger buttholes upon you!!!

jacksepticeye, slither.io #6

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I can be what ever I wanna am

Jacksepticeye, slither.io #6

[dreamyeyedrose]

Help us out!

So a really good friend of mine, @goldenmallorn, is trying to move out of her small town in Michigan to somewhere closer to me, and has been currently saving up money to get out of her mother’s house. 

Her mom is absolutely horrible to her; even though Tuesday is the only other working member of the house, she puts an inordinate amount of responsibility on her, and is demanding she go to school even though she works about 60 hours a week. On top of that, her younger sister is a kleptomaniac who straight-up stole money from her to buy games on xbox live. She’s working in a factory that’s putting strain on her weak ankles, and the job has actually caused a number of her health problems, including her mental health, to deteriorate fast.

tl;dr, Tuesday needs to get the fuck out of Dodge, and so far, both of us have been saving up money so that we can move in together in May.

A roadblock has come up in that plan. A few years ago, Tuesday got surgery that was supposed to help her weak ankles, but it didn’t work. She thought she and her mother were in agreement that her mom would pay for it, but apparently her mother decided not to, thinking Tuesday should have to pay for it, though she hid the bills. 

Paying the bills would wipe out everything we’ve been saving for so we really need your help. 

Please, please donate to Tuesday’s paypal at [email protected]

Any amount helps, but please please please donate. I can’t watch my best friend die because of her mother’s selfishness. Reblogs are also super helpful. 

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When me and my girlfriend get together, we like to have a big, sweaty, dirty… game of Scrabble.

MY STRIPPER NAME | Reading Your Comments #58, April 19 2015

[jsemilestonetribute]

HELLO BOSSES!

My name is Kim and I am creating a milestone video for Jacksepticeye because he reached 8 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS yesterday! If you would like to submit a video of yourself talking to Jack, doing the intro, doing the outro, or fanart of any kind (preferably not NSFW fanart though) Then send it along this way! I accept all sorts of submissions so just check out my “The Rules” page or the “FAQ’s” page for more info.

Also, the URL is called “Tribute” because of the lovely @jacksepticeyemilestones who is no longer using their blog because of some issues with an abuser, so I’ve taken over for the milestones video. Let me know if you have any questions! -Mod Kim

[jacksepticeyequotes]

This a really cool video for a milestone! Everyone in this community is very talented, please contribute if you can find the time :D

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jack’s birthday project

yes this is early but tbh y’all need time to prepare

hello there fellow members of the jacksepticeye community. as we know it is jack’s birthday on the 7th february. we should say happy birthday LIKE A BOSS! i really want to make him a video but of course i can’t do it with out the help of you guys! please read the things below to see what you would like to submit!

and if this is jack… don’t read this. it’s a secret…

Keep reading

[british-penguin]

Cool project!! You’re all very talented, I hope you find time to contribute in some way! And if you don’t think you’ll be able to, thats alright, but it’d be nice if you could reblog this to spread the word!

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If I had a nickel for every time that it rained in Ireland, I would only have one because IT NEVER FUCKING STOPS!!

-Jacksepticeye 2k14

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Bitch, I’m fabulous

Jacksepticeye

[bookstoner]

The best ever episode of catfish

I’ve seen this photo set a million times and I had no idea it was catfish. I thought this was from a scripted comedy show of some sort.