after today

[carpetdiem]

Nick Robinson attends the 20th Century Fox & Wingman Screening of ‘Love, Simon’ at The Landmark in New York City (March 8, 2018).

[jacksheppard54]

I’m underestimating Rox? I think you’re underestimating Piper. She’s twice as smart as you and will destroy you from the INISDE.

Cass is a troll at best.

……yes. Me and my dad have been…squaring off a lot lately.

Rox is scary. She’s in a fight or whatever with Parker and it’s making her mood just....so bad. Oh RIGHT, that’s the robotics girl. Yes, I remember now. She is but she’s intimidating, maybe. That whole crowd intimidates me. 

Do you not get along with your dad?

[jacksheppard54]

…if you think you can handle that one-two punch. Also Cass comes with Rose as a package deal.

To my germaphobe father, it is.

Again, I really think you’re underestimating how scary Rox is. Cass is nice....kind of? I’ve never, uh, met Cass but I’ve seen her. Piper’s not very scary.

Oh. Ohhhhhh. Was that intentional bullshittery?

[jacksheppard54]

Oh no, different one. I have two–one is Frankenstein and the other is his Monster.

Then I put it…back in the bowl.

Jesus, do you want mine instead?

Ok, gross but not murder-worthy.

[jacksheppard54]

Ah, see. Then you’ll have to contend with my other sister, who will absolutely rip your sweet little arms from your sweet little torso for harming her Barry.

I licked an orange.

Oh, the dream. Same one?

That....doesn’t seem a capital offense.

[jacksheppard54]

Oh cool. So I’m thinking you shoot the arrow then. I’d ask my sister but she’d hit Barry on accident and we can’t have that.

What if.....I hit Barry?

Why is your dad gonna kill you?

[jacksheppard54]

I’m thinking a Viking funeral. How are you with burning arrows?

OH that’s actually my expertise so...

[asher-hood]

My father is going to murder meeee

[jacksheppard54]

Don’t ask me to speak at the funeral, I’m bad at speeches.

[lili-mj]

[protective]

Nick Robinson by Hedi Slimane

[jacksheppard54]

Yikes. What bad luck, bud. Hope you have your walking shoes on.

Every shoes are walking shoes in my house.

[jacksheppard54]

Booger is his own man. He does as he pleases, my wishes be damned. My Barry doesn’t like dogs so we pretty much can never have one. So Booger. And my friend Elliot has got a ferret, but again–that’s the closest one.

Rox is a tough one. When she met me she stared into my eyes and I thought she was gonna sock me right there.

How inconsiderate. Lick it up next time.

Is that like, your.....uncle? Maybe? Okay so I’ve never met a ferret but I’ve heard they’re like glorified rats.

She might have, glad you escaped alive.

No, you do it.

[jacksheppard54]

Puppy? Puppy! Finally one friend gets a puppy. Oh my god, please tell me it’s soon. I need them puppy cuddles.

Didn’t you offer to lick it up? It’s only polite.

You’ve at least got Booger! Uh, she says this weekend.

No, I volunteered Rox for it and I think she almost dislocated my shoulder.

[jacksheppard54]

Public shaming. From down the block. How are you, Jack?

I’m, uh, I’m fine. I think we’re gonna go get a new dog soon. Mom keeps dropping shit on the floor and forgetting about it because she’s expecting the dog to clean it up.

[jacksheppard54]

ohhhhhhhh bud.

Yep. There it goes. Shall we wave?

We might as well. Maybe it’ll make that driver feel bad.

[jacksheppard54]

Oof. That was my bus.

[jacksheppard54]

Took me off guard.

Yeah, I get it. It can be like—a lot. I’m sorry—I know it sucks and like–it’s hard being far away from everyone. You don’t have to detach, if it helps. I don’t think. I think it’s just—something you might talk to your mom about, if you think it’ll help make your case for Christmas, how you’re feeling.

What, that I’m funny?

I don’t think it’s gonna matter much, she used the “end of discussion” phrase so many times I’m pretty sure it’s the end. Don’t know how I’ll tell my girlfriend but I’ll figure it out.