"h-hello? h-hello hello? RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE! oh um excuse me! hello there i am nathaniel it's very nice to meet you"
"i-i heard you've um met that awful charlie fellow s-s-s-s RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE SO! please um feel free to call me sometimes after a situation like that we could always use a lil help!"
-nathaniel the support worker
“Never seen the phone ever ring, but to the chase- I’ll let you know if anything is damaged”
“Charlie doesn’t cause me too much trouble, but thanks for the concern”
“I’m thankful for the help!”
“o-oh dear i am sorry about um… t-t-t-t-t RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE t-that i am sorry about that i suffer from Tourette’s you see”
he gulped nervously walking into the room holding a tea set poor old man looked nervous
“w-well if your having no troubles would you care for some tea I have earl grey, blueberry bomb, pineapple paradise and oolong tea”
“Blueberry bomb is just fine, Nathaniel, was it?”
“I don’t get many visitors, aside from ol’ Charlie once in a while”
He shoos away the gift box once it eats the phone stand, disappearing into a cloud.
he gulped seeing the gift box before sitting down and putting down the tea set and brought out the tea box and put the tea bags inside the cups
he then poured some hot water into them though though he brought the cup close to his face he didn’t let you see how he drank anything
“yes n-nathaniel i run my own support call center and oh dear well you seem alright i am not s-s-s-s RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE sssure why you’d not get many visitors so tell me about yourself!”
“I have a farm, open only for a season though. I leave it up to my other pals in the meantime to take care of it-”
“How about you? Ya seem like a good fellow”
“oh! how nice! a farm must be relaxing to run even if it is for a season do you grow plants or animals?”
he seemed to calm down a bit relaxing in his seat
“w-well there’s not much to tell about me u-um i have a grandson named Mathew and a lovely husband named Mr. H y-you say your a cryptid? well he’s an octopus man been around a long time if memory serves me c-c-c-c-c RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE! C-Correctly!”
he coughed a bit awkwardly
“… i am sure you noticed my tic u-um the reason i have it involves my son but i’d rather not get into it no need to tell a sad story to a new friend so u-um what about you? do you have anyone special?”
“And I don’t have anyone ‘special’, not cut out for that life, ya know?”
“Though, I’d count the Crow and Hound, those pals of mine. They’re like family ta’ me”
“Don’t tell them I said that-”
“oh that is perfectly understandable the romantic life isn’t for everyone same with … more intimate relationships I personally prefer the romantic my husband is an adult actor and i am perfectly fine with that”
he chuckled softly
“well having a family and people you care for must be nice and hmm i have not m-met them but i won’t tell them i promise w-well”
he slowly got up and bowed in respect
“I… it’s getting late need to feed my pet bear but this has been nice! i hope w-w-w-w RING RING RING PICK UP THE PHONE W-W-WE MEET AGAIN! o-oh you can keep the tea set i’ll bring more tea if we do happen to meet again”
